gloonch 

A gloonch is someone who walks around with 5 yellow tights on his right leg and one pink tight on his left leg. They also start each morning screaming into avocados. They are not the brightest crayon in the box however, they do like Christmas.

Wow! That freakin gloonch is really feeling festive this Christmas.

gloonch by Aurele December 23, 2021

Gooncher

When a girls vagina is so big it looks like a goonch catfish's mouth laying on it's side.

Will: Hey, check out this picture of my girls vagina, does it look big to you?
Mike: Wow, dude, your girl has a huge gooncher, be careful when eating that, it might eat back.

Gooncher by The Poop Goblin October 14, 2016

Glounched

When a big toe is inserted into an anus in a violent manner.

“If you don’t cut it out, you’re going to get glounched.

Glounched by Theticklemaster May 18, 2019

Goonch 

To cuddle or snuggle with someone you love..such as a mate or your child.

I can't wait to get home and goonch with my man!!

I love to goonch with the kids on the couch while watching movies and eating popcorn.

Goonch by The Thelma Original October 14, 2010

The goonch 

While the goonch normally presents itself in the shape of a giant, maneating catfish located in the in the Great Kali River running between India and Nepal, it is actually the all powerful ruler of the universe. The goonch rules the world through his army of cave demons led by his right hand man, Oliver twist. The goonch punishes those who refuse to acknowledge his power by following his fallen angle bobby hall, who, though despite his efforts, cannot win a championship. The goonches arch enemy is m.nightshamilong, who ,through his use of countless twists, has evaded the goonch. The goonch requires followers to strike down the non believers and bring justice to the universe.

Dude, I sacrificed to the goonch and kicked everyones' ass. He is the true diety of the universe

The goonch by Samyall&robs March 8, 2011

goonchuck 

someone who uses strange tools to complete a job.

I can't believe you thought a hammer was a good tool to fix a toilet. Brett, you are such a goonchuck.

goonchuck by 731sampson January 2, 2008

goonchuck 

Someone who uses his weiner for a brain

How did that hammer work on the toilet? Brett you are such a goonchuck

goonchuck by Sampson Barton January 11, 2008