A gloonch is someone who walks around with 5 yellow tights on his right leg and one pink tight on his left leg. They also start each morning screaming into avocados. They are not the brightest crayon in the box however, they do like Christmas.
by Aurele December 23, 2021
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I love to goonch with the kids on the couch while watching movies and eating popcorn.
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by The Thelma Original October 14, 2010
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by Samyall&robs March 8, 2011
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