gloombee 

a depressed person who makes it their whole personality, and threatens to off themselves when they are bored.

person 1: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
person 2: stop being such a gloombee

gloombee by Hi Luis May 21, 2023

Goombee 

A goombee is a creature who is described as greasy or slimy and usually shit brown in colour .They are human like in shape but tend to be tallest at 4ft . They are covered in nasty puss filled barnicles which pop when they are excited and they stank of rotten meat and pig semen. They tend to live in dark , cold places like under a bridge or in caves. In their homes they masturbate for warmth and feast upon human testicles which they hunt at rastle up under the moonlight from unsespecting senoir men. They are a close relative to the skwag.

Two senoir men at a table

"I was out hiking last night and I stumbled upon a goombee cave" said Joe
"Did they take your testicls?"said Bill
"Naw, they were too busy jakin it" laughed Joe
"Hahahahha they are always beating it" chuckled Bill

Goombee by M.W.P 9 July 28, 2013

Gloomberg 

A dedicated news channel to giving people bad news.

It is available in various media, including the Internet, video and television.

Andy sighed as the Gloomberg news anchor read out Friday's employment statistics. More people were unemployed than ever in the last ten years!

Gloomberg by Shizuma April 7, 2008

Gloomberg 

A Satirical view of the economy.

http://GloombergNews.com - a Bloomberg satire

Gloomberg by AlanT March 7, 2009

gloomble 

A word I made up in a car

Person: Can we make a definition for a word?
Me: Can we make one, say one?
Also Me:Gloomble
Person: Wake up Wake up

gloomble by FluffyPugs101 August 9, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022