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gloyper

A natural phenomenon. No one created it, it just is, that's the difference, its memetic like that. There is no rhyme or reason. Gloyper just is.
Come on! You know... I Gloyper, You Gloyper, He, she, me... Gloyper! Glo Gloyper, Gloypinging... we'll have the Gloyp Burger. Gloyporama... Gloypology, the study of Gloyper? It's first grade, SpongeBob!
by Gloyper December 3, 2021
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gloopered

“aye bruh i was fuckin a whore in my car. it’s a subaru i street race on it and win every time. hoes and bad bitties love it. i’m just like chief keef”

“i’m gloopered rn i don’t really care dog”
by tweeezzer February 3, 2022
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Glooper

Glooper is a label you give to a cat or goat that is particularly funny, such as when a cat sniffs your phone camera, you would call that a glooper pic.
"Oh my god Sarah, my cat Frank is such a glooper, look at this photo of him."
"Wow Jeanna, he really is!"
by kuishiba August 28, 2022
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glopper

One who glops; A masturbator.
Paul Browning was thought to be the biggest glopper in Mid-Wales until his crown was taken by the arch glopper, Peter Evans.
by tom101 August 4, 2003
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groyper

A friendly individual who prefers to relax, read and drink tea. Groypers can be characterized by loving their frens, their country, animals and God. Groypers are very well versed in history and have no trouble questioning established historical or political sentiments when the logic/facts behind them are proven to be false. They are easily identified by their obese frame and green skin. Groypers are closely related to Pepe.
"Congratulations to the Groypers for crushing Charlie Kirk."
"Hey groypers, what's the deal with the USS Liberty and the Dancing Israelis anyway?"
by Toad Groypstein October 30, 2019
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Groyper

Groypers are crypto-fascists (fascists pretending to not be fascists), usually originating from /pol/, who call in to talk shows with initially innocent-sounding questions and then try to get the host to respond to increasingly aggressive neo-Nazi talking points. The goal is not to win debates, but to bewilder the host and spread neo-Nazi ideas to their audience.

They frequently engage in trolling campaigns to try and shape public opinion in ways favorable to the far right. That includes barraging normies with conflicting information, similar to the many fake definitions for "groyper" on this site.

It is unknown what groypers look like in real life, since they are highly averse to engaging with reality in any way, but some theorists predict their physiology is similar to that of Vogons.
A groyper is the internet's equivalent to a homeless person smearing feces on a McDonald's play place
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groyper

Don Jr angered the groyper gathering at UCLA because he refused to do a Q&A about aid to Israel
by harvardyale November 11, 2019
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