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“aye bruh i was fuckin a whore in my car. it’s a subaru i street race on it and win every time. hoes and bad bitties love it. i’m just like chief keef”

“i’m gloopered rn i don’t really care dog”
gloopered by tweeezzer February 3, 2022
Glooper is a label you give to a cat or goat that is particularly funny, such as when a cat sniffs your phone camera, you would call that a glooper pic.
"Oh my god Sarah, my cat Frank is such a glooper, look at this photo of him."
"Wow Jeanna, he really is!"
Glooper by kuishiba August 28, 2022
One who glops; A masturbator.
Paul Browning was thought to be the biggest glopper in Mid-Wales until his crown was taken by the arch glopper, Peter Evans.
glopper by tom101 August 4, 2003
Groypers are crypto-fascists (fascists pretending to not be fascists), usually originating from /pol/, who call in to talk shows with initially innocent-sounding questions and then try to get the host to respond to increasingly aggressive neo-Nazi talking points. The goal is not to win debates, but to bewilder the host and spread neo-Nazi ideas to their audience.

They frequently engage in trolling campaigns to try and shape public opinion in ways favorable to the far right. That includes barraging normies with conflicting information, similar to the many fake definitions for "groyper" on this site.

It is unknown what groypers look like in real life, since they are highly averse to engaging with reality in any way, but some theorists predict their physiology is similar to that of Vogons.
A groyper is the internet's equivalent to a homeless person smearing feces on a McDonald's play place
Don Jr angered the groyper gathering at UCLA because he refused to do a Q&A about aid to Israel
groyper by harvardyale November 11, 2019

Rhompy Stomp Glomper 

When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.
Helen is a Rhompy Stomp Glomper