goomper 

a guts ache who goomps down food. This is the true meaning of this slang word. It originates from Mt Isa Queensland Australia.

aww look at that animal howling into that hamburger. She GOOMPED it down without chewing it ! Fucking GOOMPER !

goomper by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 9, 2020

goomper 

When you come home from a long day of work and you find your wife cheating on you with a long legged mexican. So you decide to drown them in hot fudge and stick the bodies in a large silver freezer.

Jeff came home and found his wife cheating so he gave her a Goomper

goomper by Moniqua Toniqua November 21, 2007

goopery 

used to describe a jaw-dropping person, place, thing, event, or situation, in a positive way.

Did you hear Beyonce's album? Girl, the goopery...

goopery by b_ubs February 13, 2019

goombers 

someone who is the coolest. someone who can make you smile even if you are in the worst of moods, makes you laugh when you don't want to.

generally this person is very attractive, "YUMMMY" if you will, and would do anything to make the ones that he loves happy. a person who is names goombers is a very positive and outgoing person.

Goombers tend not to have high enough confidence levels, but should because they are among the best looking people ever seen.

to be a goomber,

is a very special thing,

no one would ever want to lose a goomber in their lifetime.
they are someone who should never be forgotten,
and are always loved.

They can brighten your day,
and make everything okay,

Goombers are well loved.
<3

i wish he was like a goombers

goombers by shpanks mcbang January 25, 2011

gromper 

A gromper is a unseen creature that lives in holes or caves known as "gromper holes." They are typically active at night and low light hours especially in sparcley populated areas. Their activities range from mischievous trickery to the occasional kidnaping and eating of lost travelers.

"Stay away from there, that's a gromper hole if I've ever seen one."

"Don't go outside or a gromper might get you"

gromper by My'vatn May 14, 2017

goomberson 

retard

that guy is such a goomberson kick him!!

goomberson by yoitsmeimaretard September 2, 2020

Goomer

A person that plays glacier too much

Aid3n is a goomer he has over 110k minutes on glacier!

Goomer by Glacier psycho July 26, 2022