goomper

a guts ache who goomps down food. This is the true meaning of this slang word. It originates from Mt Isa Queensland Australia.

aww look at that animal howling into that hamburger. She GOOMPED it down without chewing it ! Fucking GOOMPER !

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 09, 2020

goomper

When you come home from a long day of work and you find your wife cheating on you with a long legged mexican. So you decide to drown them in hot fudge and stick the bodies in a large silver freezer.

Jeff came home and found his wife cheating so he gave her a Goomper

by Moniqua Toniqua November 21, 2007