Glitterea 

A veneral disease transmitted through sexual intercourse with sparkly blood suckers of the Twilight variety. Symptoms include: sparkly genitals, extreme pain during urination, and urine that sparkles like diamonds.

I went out with this one girl and later that evening we went back to her place. Everything was great until she dropped trou and I could see she had Glitterea. I debated going for it anyways, but couldn't stand the idea of playing sloppy seconds to the Justin Bieber of vampires.

Glitterea by AngryPirate88 May 5, 2013

geittered 

(adjective) To be under the influence of some type of stimulant or speed.

When Jordy pulled into Johnny's driveway Johnny could tell that Jordy was geittered and had been up for a day or so at least.

geittered by Nikki Stixx April 8, 2019

gold glitter 

What Louis Tomlinson surprises Harry Styles with when he forgot his birthday in the amazing fanfic called Unbelievers. You should read it if you haven't!!!!!!

Person 1: Omg my mom put gold glitter on my cake this morning.
Person 2: This is giving me Unbelievers vibes!
Person 1: What is Unbelievers?
Person 2: One of the best Larry fanfics ever!!!! You have to read it!!!

gold glitter by pseudonymforLARRY March 24, 2021

fart glitter 

Where a stripper farts in your face and you go home and your wife asks why you smell like a fart but have glitter on your face

Went home last night and had fart glitter on my face.

fart glitter by Jjjordan2 January 15, 2017

Doing a Glitter 

When you have done something really bad which you hope no one ever finds out about, but you inexplicably and unintentionally hand the evidence to the police/the boss/you wife and suffer the consequences.

Doing a Glitter refers to Garry Glitter, aging UK glam rock star, who handed his PC into the repair shop as it had crashed, but he forgot it contained hundreds of pictures of child pR0n. They called the Cops. He was soon convicted as a sex offender and jailed.

Not to be confused with "Up the Glitter" which is what he was supposed to have asked the underaged girl in Vietnam, which was where he ended up after leaving the UK. Again he was convicted and jailed.

Doing a Glitter by BrettS2 October 13, 2008

Glitter Zebra 

n.

1. A bedazzled, fat-headed, oblivious horselike African mammal, similar to a stocky pony, having distinctive overall markings of alternating white and black extremely shiny stripes. Most commonly found in mountainous and champagne oasis regions.

I'm not sure who won the football game because some stupid Glitter Zebra was grazing right in front of the TV

Glitter Zebra by Stinktit December 10, 2010

glitterblow 

1]When you or someone you know adds alot of hype usually verbal to something that is pretty standard, uninteresting, or unexciting...

2]An action that adds a thick and obvious layer of ass kiss to a situation

Examples
1]"Could you check my resume for glitterblow? I want it to look impressive but not obvious..."

2]To ensure his place at the top of the class, Brad proceeded to glitterblow his professor with compliments about his intellegence....

glitterblow by E-rin December 9, 2008