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UK Slang: The equivalent of being on a warpath or looking for vengeance.

(Please stop posting nonsense definitions)
I tried to calm Tony down but he's glidin' (gliding). He's on smoke, fuming!
Gliding by sorrowful_mage July 26, 2021

hang gliding 

A sexual act in which someone hangs upside down on a sex swing (akin to a trapeze) whilst preforming oral sex on a standing person.
I was hang gliding last night when I fell, hit my head, and bit my partner's dick off.

Cowgirl Gliding 

When a horny, wet female climbs on top of the male in cowgirl position and glides his rigid penis back and forth between her engorged pussy lips, at a vigorous pace, until he busts his nut. Gliding does not involve vaginal penetration. And requires extreme vaginal wetness for the maximum glide.
Rachel did a little cowgirl gliding on me last night. She was going so fast I blew nut in like 2 minutes.

Text Gliding 

When an individual eyes over a body of text, but fails to comprehend and process it. Typically brought on by boredom of the reading material or sleep deprivation.
I pulled an all nighter trying to read Moby Dick, but by 3am I was text gliding like mad.
Text Gliding by shouldbeworking November 28, 2012

Gliding Waffle 

When a women drags her vagina across the floor.
"Why is she dragging herself across the floor?"
"Oh, she's doing the Gliding Waffle."
Gliding Waffle by Benuccino November 1, 2020

homie gliding 

An act with two straight male friends when they are bored. Two friends get bored, so to pass time they lube each other's butt cheeks and glide their male part in between the others cheeks. As long as no penetration is active it is not gay. A professional homie glider never penetrates.
Greg and I got bored the other night and we decided to do a little homie gliding to pass some time.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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