When a horny, wet female climbs on top of the male in cowgirl position and glides his rigid penis back and forth between her engorged pussy lips, at a vigorous pace, until he busts his nut. Gliding does not involve vaginal penetration. And requires extreme vaginal wetness for the maximum glide.
Rachel did a little cowgirl gliding on me last night. She was going so fast I blew nut in like 2 minutes.
When an individualeyes over a body of text, but fails to comprehend and process it. Typically brought on by boredom of the reading material or sleep deprivation.
I pulled an all nighter trying to read Moby Dick, but by 3am I was text gliding like mad.
An act with two straight male friends when they are bored. Two friends get bored, so to pass time they lube each other's butt cheeks and glide their male part in between the others cheeks. As long as no penetration is active it is not gay. A professional homie glider never penetrates.
Greg and I got bored the other night and we decided to do a little homie gliding to pass some time.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.