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The sexual act of lining up 10+ naked errect males on the floor ‘top to tail’ covered in baby oil. The ‘glider’ himself also oiled up, takes a run up to the group of pre oiled men. Who then runs and and glides across the men on his stomach. With the errect penis either side of him, like going between road cones in a contra flow.
Hey Ant, are you coming to the pub tonight?
“No sorry I’ve got a night of gliding lined up”.
Gliding by Beardo October 30, 2018
69ing two male members. Two dudes lay with their genitals together but reclined oppositely (toe-to-head and head-to-toe). The goal is to enfold the head of each cock in the scrote of the other. The word “gliding” describes the way the bottoms of the dickshafts rub together.
Oscar and Jayden got tired of giving mutual jaw. So they tried gliding.
gliding by fickeroffick June 12, 2018
When two penises attempt a docking maneuver, but miss the target and wind up rubbing along each others' shafts
oh dude, me and bro tried to dock, but we used too much lube and we wound up gliding.
gliding by theglidemaster September 23, 2014

Gliding Waffle 

When a women drags her vagina across the floor.
"Why is she dragging herself across the floor?"
"Oh, she's doing the Gliding Waffle."
Gliding Waffle by Benuccino November 1, 2020

Gliding monkey 

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her
Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night
Gliding monkey by Dude guy 55 December 6, 2015

gliding elephant 

When a large woman slides across a skinny mans penis.
The fat pig pulled a gliding elephant on my cock.
gliding elephant by natesog9779 March 27, 2016
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