Gliding

UK Slang: The equivalent of being on a warpath or looking for vengeance.

(Please stop posting nonsense definitions)

I tried to calm Tony down but he's glidin' (gliding). He's on smoke, fuming!

by sorrowful_mage July 26, 2021

Gliding

The sexual act of lining up 10+ naked errect males on the floor ‘top to tail’ covered in baby oil. The ‘glider’ himself also oiled up, takes a run up to the group of pre oiled men. Who then runs and and glides across the men on his stomach. With the errect penis either side of him, like going between road cones in a contra flow.

Hey Ant, are you coming to the pub tonight?
“No sorry I’ve got a night of gliding lined up”.

by Beardo October 30, 2018

gliding

69ing two male members. Two dudes lay with their genitals together but reclined oppositely (toe-to-head and head-to-toe). The goal is to enfold the head of each cock in the scrote of the other. The word “gliding” describes the way the bottoms of the dickshafts rub together.

Oscar and Jayden got tired of giving mutual jaw. So they tried gliding.

by fickeroffick June 12, 2018

gliding

When two penises attempt a docking maneuver, but miss the target and wind up rubbing along each others' shafts

oh dude, me and bro tried to dock, but we used too much lube and we wound up gliding.

by theglidemaster September 23, 2014

Gliding Waffle

When a women drags her vagina across the floor.

"Why is she dragging herself across the floor?"
"Oh, she's doing the Gliding Waffle."

by Benuccino November 1, 2020

Gliding monkey

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her

Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night

by Dude guy 55 December 6, 2015

gliding elephant

When a large woman slides across a skinny mans penis.

The fat pig pulled a gliding elephant on my cock.

by natesog9779 March 27, 2016