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The sexual act of lining up 10+ naked errect males on the floor ‘top to tail’ covered in baby oil. The ‘glider’ himself also oiled up, takes a run up to the group of pre oiled men. Who then runs and and glides across the men on his stomach. With the errect penis either side of him, like going between road cones in a contra flow.
Hey Ant, are you coming to the pub tonight?
“No sorry I’ve got a night of gliding lined up”.
Gliding by Beardo October 30, 2018
69ing two male members. Two dudes lay with their genitals together but reclined oppositely (toe-to-head and head-to-toe). The goal is to enfold the head of each cock in the scrote of the other. The word “gliding” describes the way the bottoms of the dickshafts rub together.
Oscar and Jayden got tired of giving mutual jaw. So they tried gliding.
gliding by fickeroffick June 12, 2018
When two penises attempt a docking maneuver, but miss the target and wind up rubbing along each others' shafts
oh dude, me and bro tried to dock, but we used too much lube and we wound up gliding.
gliding by theglidemaster September 23, 2014

Gliding Waffle 

When a women drags her vagina across the floor.
"Why is she dragging herself across the floor?"
"Oh, she's doing the Gliding Waffle."
Gliding Waffle by Benuccino November 1, 2020

Gliding monkey 

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her
Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night
Gliding monkey by Dude guy 55 December 6, 2015

gliding elephant 

When a large woman slides across a skinny mans penis.
The fat pig pulled a gliding elephant on my cock.
gliding elephant by natesog9779 March 27, 2016
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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