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To gilk; first you need 3 friends and a consenting/non consenting pregnant woman of 3+ months.

Second step, one person penetrates the woman and begins to “go down” on said woman, a person begins to “milk” said woman at the same time

Third step, after the climax of the person “going down” on the woman a third friend jumps onto the poor woman’s stomach cause the unborn fetus and seminal fluids to come out in a rush
Final step, the final friend drinks up the fluids and bits and pieces of the fetas as the final act of this brutal act
“Hey Joesph I heard about your mom being pregnant, do you think me and the boys could go gilking with her?”
Gilking by unfortunatethoughts March 22, 2024
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Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen 

First appearing in the Ghibli movie, "Whisper of the Heart", and again in the 2002 movie, "The Cat Returns", Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is the coolest character to ever walk on the face of the Earth. He is a half cat/ half human creature dress in a suit and top hat. He is the most dapper person you'll ever meet and he fights with a freaking cane.

He also referred to as "Baron". His best friends are Toto the crow and Muta the fat cat. They the Cat Bureau, a investigation organization
God, Baron Humbert Von Gikkingen is so cool, I can barely pronounce his name

Gillingham School

A school situated in Gillingham, Dorset. Not to be confused with Gillingham, Kent, which probably has a much better town.
This school keeps telling it's students that it is infact, "The best school in Dorset" While most of the students are chavs, the teachers attempt to still tell them what to do. They are obsessed with uniforms and recently sent out a notice about ask.fm. Saying it's a dangerous website and they can't track report people. Students often hang out at the local Asda after the school day is over, also realizing their life is failing, they go and find a way to buy alcohol, making Gillingham more of a fail of a place to live.
Stranger 1: What school do you go to?
Stranger 2: Gillingham School Bruv!
Stranger 1: *walks off*
The process in which you submit your penis to a serious of twisting, jerking movements in order to increase its size.
"I started gelking and it grew."

"My grith was lacking so i gelked."
Gelking by Anonymous Santa June 24, 2009

Gilding the Lilly 

To adorn unnecessarily something already beautiful. The expression is a condensation of Shakespeare's metaphor in King John: "To gild refined gold, to paint the lily ... is wasteful and ridiculous excess." i.e., you wouldn't need to add gold to a beautiful lily.
Jennilyn is so beauitful that putting on makeup is just Gilding the Lilly.
Gilding the Lilly by _Andy_ June 24, 2006

Gillingham School

Gillingham is located in Dorset. There teachers are shit. There students are shit. It’s pretty much a shit whole. Mr Jacobs is a lad and we will forever miss you miss piper. We would not advise you to go to Gillingham School unless you want your kid to turn into an alcoholic.
Gillingham school is a synonym for shit Person 1 :*sees someone from gill*
Person 2 :what you looking at fam

Person 1 : *runs*
Gillingham School by Hugerection October 17, 2019