Definitions by lazerbrain

Spasticunt 

A deeply unpleasant and completely useless excuse for a human being.

'Dave broke his arm whilst trying to steal an old ladies hand bag, he's a proper spasticunt. '

Spasticunt by Lazerbrain August 15, 2017

Gliking 

Usually takes place within a glamping trip. It's fundamentally known as glamorous hiking ... involving Ugg boots, pink khaki shorts, and croakers.

Want to go Gliking with us in Aspen this weekend? The jet will take us most of the way

Gliking by lazerbrain October 9, 2016

Laser Brain 

Someone who has highly unusual and speedy intellectual capabilities. This individual typically has mastered UCC Damages and Battle of the Forms during the summer preceding law school.

Could use a laser brain to cut through this warehouse of discovery documents, otherwise I'd have to hire ten new associates from Regents law.

Laser Brain by lazerbrain October 31, 2011