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A drunken brunch loving karaoke singer.
She was a gleaves this week.
gleaves by Septima Malbec March 31, 2017
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Fairy Gleaves

Game played in the south whereby a football, or other object, is thrusted into the air and participants attempt to keep the object airborne while touching the object for the shortest amount of time possible.
Fairy Gleaves is not to be known as Gleaves Ball.
Fairy Gleaves by Spees October 25, 2019

greaves parlay 

to exploit unsuccessfully, to decrease or otherwise transform into something of much less value
He greaves parlayed his small fortune down to a much smaller fortune.
greaves parlay by mike sam September 30, 2007
To throw up into a pint glass, usually having just downed the contents of the glass
Kevin downed his pint and then gleaved it back up
Gleave by BigFishyJohn August 15, 2008
The act of getting up and leaving the room whenever Glee comes on the TV.
Larry will gleave if you turn on Glee.
Larry has gleft the building.
Gleave by Sadie Buttons December 17, 2010

gary glaves 

A legend plumber who talks utter shit and kicks off all the time! he drives that bastard red van around like an absolute scam! dont even be sayin shit about gary laaart or i'l brey ya!
oh my god mezza! i diddd see gary glaves last night! he isss having an affair with my mam!
gary glaves by mezza graves April 12, 2008

Greavesy 

A Greavesy is, in most cases, a member of a large group of friends that possesses very few social skills and is often regarded by the other members of the group as mentally deficient. A Greavesy is most commonly male, but recently some female cases have been found. With no exceptions, a Greavesy is always displeasing to look at. He will often make strange noises and sleep with absolutely disgusting girls in order to try and fit in. However, Greavesies are hardly ever able to fit in, and are only allowed to remain in the group to make the other members feel better about themselves. They are commonly found in friends houses (usually a popular member of the group) close to their own, as they know they are not wanted so will do anything to ensure they are included in plans. In some extreme cases, they sit in the house when the friend is not there and wait for them, often sitting in the same place for up to 7 hours. In one recent study of Greavesies it was found that when a Greavesy was left out, it spent hours searching for its 'friends'.

When a Greavesy is spotted, make sure it cannot infiltrate the friendship group, as once it begins to feel a sense of belonging it will be incredibly hard to get rid of.
Will: Luke is sat in my house AGAIN!
George: Was he invited?
Will: Of course not.
George: No surprise there. What an absolute Greavesy.
Greavesy by aidsonaplane August 17, 2015
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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