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To be trapped in a room with a middle aged man who constantly quotes lyrics of songs from the 50's until you go insane.
Did you hear ? Tom got gleaved yesterday and he hasnt been seen since.
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To throw up into a pint glass, usually having just downed the contents of the glass
Kevin downed his pint and then gleaved it back up
Gleave by BigFishyJohn August 15, 2008
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The act of getting up and leaving the room whenever Glee comes on the TV.
Larry will gleave if you turn on Glee.
Larry has gleft the building.
Gleave by Sadie Buttons December 17, 2010
To roll tounge in such a way was to make saliva squirt out.
Wtf!,Stop gleakin on me.I tought that was rain.
Gleaked by G-Money December 13, 2004

Fairy Gleaves

Game played in the south whereby a football, or other object, is thrusted into the air and participants attempt to keep the object airborne while touching the object for the shortest amount of time possible.
Fairy Gleaves is not to be known as Gleaves Ball.
Fairy Gleaves by Spees October 25, 2019
A slang invented by Jonathan Blackburn meaning a male's ejaculated sperm or semen.
Mitchell: Dude what's that white stuff?

Jonathan: It's my gleave all over your mom's face!
Gleave by patsaaron0218 June 11, 2010
Happiness of a consistent nature that endures for a long time. One who gives such consistent happiness through friendship may be called Gleavey.
Gleavey has been my best friend and most consistent cheerer-upper since 1986
Gleave by Elpiniki's arch nemesis February 9, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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