gleaves

A drunken brunch loving karaoke singer.

She was a gleaves this week.

by Septima Malbec March 31, 2017

Fairy Gleaves

Game played in the south whereby a football, or other object, is thrusted into the air and participants attempt to keep the object airborne while touching the object for the shortest amount of time possible.

Fairy Gleaves is not to be known as Gleaves Ball.

by Spees October 25, 2019

greaves parlay

to exploit unsuccessfully, to decrease or otherwise transform into something of much less value

He greaves parlayed his small fortune down to a much smaller fortune.

by mike sam September 30, 2007

Gleave

To throw up into a pint glass, usually having just downed the contents of the glass

Kevin downed his pint and then gleaved it back up

by BigFishyJohn August 15, 2008

Gleave

The act of getting up and leaving the room whenever Glee comes on the TV.

Larry will gleave if you turn on Glee.
Larry has gleft the building.

by Sadie Buttons December 17, 2010

gary glaves

A legend plumber who talks utter shit and kicks off all the time! he drives that bastard red van around like an absolute scam! dont even be sayin shit about gary laaart or i'l brey ya!

oh my god mezza! i diddd see gary glaves last night! he isss having an affair with my mam!

by mezza graves April 12, 2008

Greavesy

A Greavesy is, in most cases, a member of a large group of friends that possesses very few social skills and is often regarded by the other members of the group as mentally deficient. A Greavesy is most commonly male, but recently some female cases have been found. With no exceptions, a Greavesy is always displeasing to look at. He will often make strange noises and sleep with absolutely disgusting girls in order to try and fit in. However, Greavesies are hardly ever able to fit in, and are only allowed to remain in the group to make the other members feel better about themselves. They are commonly found in friends houses (usually a popular member of the group) close to their own, as they know they are not wanted so will do anything to ensure they are included in plans. In some extreme cases, they sit in the house when the friend is not there and wait for them, often sitting in the same place for up to 7 hours. In one recent study of Greavesies it was found that when a Greavesy was left out, it spent hours searching for its 'friends'.

When a Greavesy is spotted, make sure it cannot infiltrate the friendship group, as once it begins to feel a sense of belonging it will be incredibly hard to get rid of.

Will: Luke is sat in my house AGAIN!
George: Was he invited?
Will: Of course not.
George: No surprise there. What an absolute Greavesy.

by aidsonaplane August 17, 2015