gleave

Something that is found in your toilet.

"Honey... the toilets blocked!"
"What with?"
"A Gleave"

by MarcusGleave September 07, 2006

gleave

(noun) - a combination of a sleave and a glove, most often used with a long sleave shirt, but may be used with a short sleave shirt for little people.

Girl 1: OMG, my hands are freezing! I wish I had remembered my gloves. How'd you remember yours?
Girl 2: My shirt has gleaves, so I never have to worry about my hands getting cold!

by Tiger_Lover_4Ever!!! September 26, 2010

Gleave

To throw up into a pint glass, usually having just downed the contents of the glass

Kevin downed his pint and then gleaved it back up

by BigFishyJohn July 20, 2008

Gleave

The act of getting up and leaving the room whenever Glee comes on the TV.

Larry will gleave if you turn on Glee.
Larry has gleft the building.

by Sadie Buttons December 16, 2010

Gleaved

To be trapped in a room with a middle aged man who constantly quotes lyrics of songs from the 50's until you go insane.

Did you hear ? Tom got gleaved yesterday and he hasnt been seen since.

by UnicornsKilledMyGirlfriens April 14, 2017

Gleave

A slang invented by Jonathan Blackburn meaning a male's ejaculated sperm or semen.

Mitchell: Dude what's that white stuff?

Jonathan: It's my gleave all over your mom's face!

by patsaaron0218 June 10, 2010

Gleave

Happiness of a consistent nature that endures for a long time. One who gives such consistent happiness through friendship may be called Gleavey.

Gleavey has been my best friend and most consistent cheerer-upper since 1986

by Elpiniki's arch nemesis February 09, 2010