Glearp

A slur towards trans people.

You're such a fucking glearp Todd.

by fredfig March 12, 2023

glerpes

Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.

Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.

Jourdan works at the Center For Queer Children and regularly spreads glerpes.

by Kari Tether December 18, 2014

glarped

Eating a lot of food in one bite

it was fucking disgusting how you glarped the piece of cake down

by Georgebush42096 January 16, 2023

Gleap

The Nirvanas of awesome, the Valhalla of kick ass, Wayne Gretzky of hockey. Gleap is better than you can ever hope for and that is that. If you attain a state of gleap then you are probably on drugs or having epic sex or both at the same time.

"A threesome with Japanese twins dressed up as a nurse and a vampire hunter would be hella gleap!"

by BokkenRyanZX&ClaymoreSeleneLX May 16, 2010

glarph

Form of greeting exchanged between two friends. Often presented along with a head bow, or the split- fingered Vulcan hand gesture. Short for "Good to see you again, I wish you all the best my friend, what is new in you life experience?"

Person one: "Glarph"
Person two: "Glarph"

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

gleard

To have your urethra glued shut in your sleep by your neighbour

I really, really needed to piss, but i had been gleard by my neighbour, Darren

by Maidenfull March 8, 2022

Glarp Gorp

A phrase popular in the future with indefinite definition, but can be used as an interjection, greeting, or expletive.

By the time you're married, Glarp Gorp will be cool, since it's unlikely you'll get married soon, due to your smell.

by ThirdHrLeadership December 20, 2009