Gleap

The Nirvanas of awesome, the Valhalla of kick ass, Wayne Gretzky of hockey. Gleap is better than you can ever hope for and that is that. If you attain a state of gleap then you are probably on drugs or having epic sex or both at the same time.

"A threesome with Japanese twins dressed up as a nurse and a vampire hunter would be hella gleap!"

by BokkenRyanZX&ClaymoreSeleneLX May 16, 2010

gleap

verb. squirt, spray.

as john yawned, he gleaped spittle in my face.

by dan pppppp August 14, 2007

Gleap

A gaint leap either for an Aminal or Human.

The flying squirrel took a gleap across the opening in the tree tops.

by prsc16wma October 30, 2011

Gleasted

Getting your shit deleted by the Mickey Mouse crew working the internets at ESPN. Can either refer to losing either your user name or a post you have made. It is derived by getting Glennoned, which is the result of having a completely terrible QB ruining your season with continual screwups during a time you should be kicking ass.

Looks like someone got Gleasted, make a wish!

by Gleasted4Life October 28, 2011

glappy

adj. The mixed feelings you get when you see a movie/tv show/book/game that you didn’t really care for, but you are glad they made it anyway (the ‘meh’ that you care for). (Source: The Ugly Couch Show Geekshock #133)

”I was really GLAPPY to see the Conan movie because even though I didn’t like it, I’ll probably never get to see another one in the theater.”

by Biggshow April 15, 2013

glerpes

Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.

Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.

Jourdan works at the Center For Queer Children and regularly spreads glerpes.

by Kari Tether December 18, 2014

Glaponsky

noun.

The hottest man you will ever meet. Rock hard abs, a twenty-five inch penile instrument, and a mysterious personality. Often referred to as being godlike.
Likely has met Lil Pump in person.

Glaponsky strutted up to the gentlemen, and uttered a simple yet universally complex phrase: "esketit".

by pumpernickels June 2, 2018