glarpet

The act of partaking in Homosexual Erotic Roleplay, usually past tense.
when a glarp has already been performed.

Hey bryson, that glarpet session yesterday was amazing!
Glarp like you just did tommorow in my ass and our glarpet may be even more pleasurable!

by Bizxly July 27, 2023

glarped

Eating a lot of food in one bite

it was fucking disgusting how you glarped the piece of cake down

by Georgebush42096 January 16, 2023

Glareth

Two guys that are having a relationship, two guys who jerk eachother of or/and sucking eachoters dick

"Hey, wanna do some Glareth?"

by ShitIloveGareth January 2, 2017

glareth

The best ship

"What's the best ship of 2016?"
"Glareth"

by Just_a_lamp January 2, 2017

Glarped

Morbid death

Can also refer to being ejaculated inside of

“Oh man, that guy just got glarped”

Meaning that the person got killed

Also

“He glarped in you”

by Alisha2992 December 15, 2020

Glerpetch Phenotype

Someone with a short, upturned nose, square face, wide mouth, and big forehead. These people tend to look quite similar to each other.

Josh: Yo that guy over there has such a square face and upturned nose
Mason: Oh yeah, crazy glerpetch phenotype.

by pseudonum haver 1356 May 14, 2025