glarpet

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The act of partaking in Homosexual Erotic Roleplay, usually past tense.
when a glarp has already been performed.

Hey bryson, that glarpet session yesterday was amazing!
Glarp like you just did tommorow in my ass and our glarpet may be even more pleasurable!

glarpet by Bizxly July 27, 2023

Words you can keep

glarped

Eating a lot of food in one bite

it was fucking disgusting how you glarped the piece of cake down

glarped by Georgebush42096 January 16, 2023

Related Words

glarpet • Glarped • Glareth • Glerpetch Phenotype

Glareth

Two guys that are having a relationship, two guys who jerk eachother of or/and sucking eachoters dick

"Hey, wanna do some Glareth?"

Glareth by ShitIloveGareth January 2, 2017

glareth

The best ship

"What's the best ship of 2016?"
"Glareth"

glareth by Just_a_lamp January 2, 2017

Glarped

Morbid death

Can also refer to being ejaculated inside of

“Oh man, that guy just got glarped”

Meaning that the person got killed

Also

“He glarped in you”

Glarped by Alisha2992 December 15, 2020

Glerpetch Phenotype

Someone with a short, upturned nose, square face, wide mouth, and big forehead. These people tend to look quite similar to each other.

Josh: Yo that guy over there has such a square face and upturned nose
Mason: Oh yeah, crazy glerpetch phenotype.

Glerpetch Phenotype by pseudonum haver 1356 May 14, 2025

Glarped

glarped

to dominate > used to indicate a convincing defeat of the opposition

He got totally glarped last round

Glarped by vsynkz April 21, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026