Girtz

Slang for awesome, cool, and amazing. Sort of like legit, beast and boss.

You're so girtz!

Wow that was so girtz!

You look really girtz today.

by Sydnohugs October 18, 2011

Gertz

gərts
(verb)

To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.

I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama

Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.

by La-más-chingona December 23, 2017

girthwaken

When one is awakened by a massively Girthythick cock and it sets off a girthquake of explosive orgasms.

Look at that kinda cute, sleeping, angsty millennial yelpster, I think it’s time I go girthwaken her ass.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019

gintz

To get screwed out of something that is rightfully yours.

I just got gintzed out of my patent. Parker gintzed Karl out of the Parkelite patent.

by PepperMBA2009 June 24, 2009

GirthusMaximus

The ancient Italian God of Girth. He stretches vaginas to the maximum and fills them to the brim, and lets that sperm swim. He always looks good, smells good, and makes a woman cum more times than she ever knew possible.

1. Yeah my Gf was being a total bitchy cunt and trying to impose her bitch culture on me, so I just went GirthusMaximus on that pussy and made her cum 15 times and filled her up. Sent that mega bitch packing.

2. GirthusMaximus is a beyond god of pussy status, have you heard his bitch count numbers?

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

girth intruder

A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus

I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019

Gritz

Gritz means that you are lame or your boring Gritz was created by Zoe’s.

Gritz can be use like this: jit you gritz or man this party gritz asf

by nlmb.p0p October 30, 2020