Gertz 

gərts
(verb)

To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.

I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama

Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.

Gertz by La-más-chingona December 23, 2017

gertz 

A mythological creature. The Big Foot of modern times, it is said that when the aroma of burnt seeds and stems are in the air it is only a matter of time before this beautiful creature will appear from the depths of a local forest or marsh land. Practice extreme caution when this mythological beast does its mating ritual, he(she?!) will serenade you with the wymsical movements of a young Ellroy Jetson. (Researchers have coined the term "Jetson's Dance" for this phenomenom.) Do not feed this creature after midnight, and do not get it wet.

"Make sure the wind is blowing South East before you spark that, I don't want another Gertz incident"

gertz by Spanky McJanky September 20, 2006

Gertz 

a douchebag

Tommy, you're such a Gertz!

Gertz by Penisboy May 10, 2004

Gertz 

When a person leaves work early when no one is looking.

I went over to his desk to drop off the TPS reports but he had already pulled a Gertz.

Gertz by BiggieBalls31 August 28, 2008

Gertz 

A malformed, almost grinch-like, hairless man with a severe intellectual deficiency. Often mistaken for a homeless person.

Person 1: Poor weird looking little man seems to be homeless and in need of help.

Person 2: I don't think he's homeless, probably just a gertz.

Gertz by Timmy Franchise February 10, 2010

Gertz 

(v) to venomously attack someone by mistake because their name is similar to the object of their wrath

Man you really gertzed that Ned Cruz dude! You should apologize to him, his wife, the kids and the dog.

Gertz by Grumpy Old Dude May 13, 2021

Jami Gertz 

One hot milf.

Tyler:Did you see Jami Gertz on Still Standing yesterday?

Greg:I'd bone the shit out of her.

Jami Gertz by Bubba Bob 69 March 30, 2009