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girthinator 

A living specimen that has so much girth one cannot handle
Jeez that dick is so wide it's a girthinator
girthinator by dan_dan_521 August 7, 2017

Girthing 

When your dick is partial chub and you grasp the lower shaft, forcing all the blood into the penal tip.
Tom: "Hey Gabe what did you do last night?"
Gabe: "Not much. My mom came in and caught me girthing though."
Girthing by Deputy Dingus April 15, 2015

girlfrined 

The hilariously secrative way of pretty much meaning "boyfriend". "Girlfrined" is a word most guys would say to cover up the word "Boyfriend" and the guy is most likely queer, gay, a fag, etc.
Jordo: Hey guys me and my girlfrined are gonna do it tonight.

Sean: wow......*cough* fag
girlfrined by Retwiler February 13, 2010

Girthling 

girl 1: The Legend is hung like a beer can.
girl 2: he is such a girthling.
Girthling by TheRealLegend December 27, 2011

girthling 

a man with a girthy penis
girl 1: The Legend is hung like a beer can.
girl 2: He is a real Girthling.
girthling by TheRealLegend December 27, 2011

girthier 

Girthier it's like a fat chick but your penis
Man did you see shelly the other day.
Yeah I showed how girthier I was than Jerry.
Man did you turn left and kill the bitch.
Yep
girthier by Suits beards and a panda September 7, 2015