girthinator

A living specimen that has so much girth one cannot handle

Jeez that dick is so wide it's a girthinator

by dan_dan_521 August 7, 2017

girvinator

A mechanical or computer aided device that disects small problems into large problems usually added background support data including a abundant use of falsehoods.

The girvinator got a hold on to the KOTAC issue and it exploded into a national incident.

by Todd Obie September 4, 2007

The Girvinator

A sexual move, in which the dominant partner collects the submissive partners diarrhea, puts it in a blow horn and blows into it, spewing the diarrhea onto the submissive partners face.

My mailman hit The Girvinator on my mom last night!

by LooseTrash May 1, 2025