Girthling

someone who has a very girthy cock.

girl 1: The Legend is hung like a beer can.
girl 2: he is such a girthling.

by TheRealLegend December 27, 2011

girthling

a man with a girthy penis

girl 1: The Legend is hung like a beer can.
girl 2: He is a real Girthling.

by TheRealLegend December 27, 2011

birmingham girling

a Birmingham Girling is a 'Mug Bet' a person placing a bet on something which has no chance of winning.

'I made a Birmingham Girling bet because I was drunk, I bet $50 on Tiger Woods winning gold in the Olympics freestyle swimming'

'I cant believe it, in the casino last night Ian bet his wages on roulette - he put all his money on blue? What a Birmingham Girling'

by GamblersRamblers December 30, 2013

barbie girling

Select the "Barbie Girl" song on a Juke Box to replay a ridiculous amount of times as you're leaving an establishment.

"Hey Brah, what is this terrible shit I keep hearing? It has no end."

"Yeah that bald headed sonofabitch Kevin decided to go Barbie girling before his drunk ass walked outta here..let's leave."

by adamasher July 24, 2014

girthinator

A living specimen that has so much girth one cannot handle

Jeez that dick is so wide it's a girthinator

by dan_dan_521 August 7, 2017

gothling

A pre-adolescent goth. A got wannabe. Usually plural.

"Oh, look! There's a covey of gothlings. Aren't they precious? (The little turds.)"

by MickWy April 13, 2006

gay girling

a gay girling is a person acting gay in exchange for cash. The person may or may not be actually homosexual but are happy to be 'gay for pay' their client is normally an older more experienced full on homosexual

'I see Ian has some cash on the hip again'
'yes he's been a gay girling for Simon all weekend'

by MisterBelfast December 25, 2013