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define girlfriends

when youre a closet gay but someone asks if you have a girlfriend.
person 1: "so do you have a girlfriend?"
person 2: "define girlfriends"

the girlfriends 

"The Girlfriends" is usually a group of middle school/high school teenage girls, who, them, are bubbly and badass at the same time. Their name is inspired by the fact that they're most likely all singles, making it pretty ironic. There's always a mom, an alcohol drinking lover, a party animal, a down to earth, an AD(H)D humorist and someone who's a mix of them all. Also, half of them are not a 100% straight. They're the type of friends you'd be happy to be loved by and scared to be hated by (even though they hardly hate anyone...but mean jocks . They can't stand them). If you're texting (out of love interest) one of the GF members, know that the other members will know EVERYTHING, trying to get their friend to be with you. They're like nice under cover spies for every and each situations they face.
They're not among the popular girls and don't try to be either. They're more like the type of high school clique that ALWAYS sits at that one table in the middle of the school cafeteria for God knows why while minding their own business...while talking about boys, of course.
1: "Why do they always sit there ?"
2: "It's their table. They even wrote "The Girlfriends" on it with permanent marker."
1: "They did ?"
2: "Yep. Nothing suprising, they're literally "The Girlfriends."
the girlfriends by Always_cam April 29, 2020

Myspace Girlfriends 

Boys who have girlfriends on myspace theyve never met....
tyler edelman: "phone with sarah!"
nahja: "who she?"
tyler edelman: "this sexy babe i met on myspace now she's my myspace girlfriends."
nahja: "ahhh shittt, he's at it again!"
Myspace Girlfriends by Jay-Loose December 13, 2009

Girlfriends 

A group of girls (usually 1-5 in the group) tougher than the parole board a guy has to impress when he decides to get further on in a relationship with a girl. Will think one way about the guy in front of their friend, but talk about him like vultures to the girl behind his back.
Ashley: Girlfriends, this is my new boyfriend, Matt.
Matt: Hey.

(The girl leaves the room)

Liana: So, Matt, do you love Ashley? Do you feel she's the one for you?

Matt: Yes.

Melanie: What do you do for a living?

Matt: I'm a fitness instructor.

Aisha: What car do you drive?

Matt: Dodge Nitro.

(Girl comes back, guy leaves with her.)

Girl #1: he seems really nice. I like him.
Girl #2: Me too, he has a nice job, nice car, he's hot, he's perfect.
Girl # 3: I approve of him. I think she should stay with him.
Girlfriends by Tanauthority7979 December 20, 2010

800 Girlfriends 

Especially "Hanging out with my 800 girlfriends", to watch porn.
Comes from the cable tv channels (the 800s are mainly pornography)
Guy one: "Hey dude let's go out!"
Guy two: "Naw, I'd rather spend the night with my 800 girlfriends"
800 Girlfriends by Teh Expert November 9, 2010

girlfriends bff

That cunt that is always telling your girlfriend you are a no good mother fucker and that she can do so much better than you
My girlfriends BFF just took my girlfriend to the bar and she left me for a lawyer