Girthing 

When your dick is partial chub and you grasp the lower shaft, forcing all the blood into the penal tip.

Tom: "Hey Gabe what did you do last night?"
Gabe: "Not much. My mom came in and caught me girthing though."

Girthing by Deputy Dingus April 15, 2015

Girthing 

The act of showing somebody up and/or showing off something that another doesn’t have to make them jealous

Dude we know you got laid last night, stop Girthing

Girthing by dinkly deuce May 7, 2018

girthinator 

A living specimen that has so much girth one cannot handle

Jeez that dick is so wide it's a girthinator

girthinator by dan_dan_521 August 7, 2017

garthing 

N., gar'thing
Any piece of clothing worn about the shoulders in a cape-like manner. Used primarily for purposes of keeping warm, looking superior.

Quoth the aristocrat: "Child! Bring forth my garthing."

garthing by Tuggs November 29, 2007

Girlthing 

Put simply- this word is the perfect way to describe your significant other that is more than a friend, but less than a commitment; (i.e: talking, friends with benefits, hanging out)

-dude, are you guys dating, or what?

-Nah, she's my girlthing, man!

Girlthing by Seth Frampton February 7, 2009

Girting 

Girting is when in a conversation the person listening is looking intensely at the speaker and trying really hard to make him believe that he's actually listening or giving a fuc*k.

''Oh, he's such a good listener!

- No, he's not! He's just girting. He doesnt give a fu*k!"

Girting by littlekidlover January 11, 2014

Girthling 

someone who has a very girthy cock.

girl 1: The Legend is hung like a beer can.
girl 2: he is such a girthling.

Girthling by TheRealLegend December 27, 2011