Giresse 

An amazing soccer player, who is so cool and fun to be around. They are mysterious, and you often lose them when you are with them. They are caring, smart, and always have the best advice and know what to say.

“Giresse is unstoppable!!”

Giresse by anabellzies March 21, 2025

Giessel 

A Giessel is a woman who won’t do as she promised. She’ll say whatever she needs to, to get a job or position of power, but she won’t keep her promise once she’s in there.

A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.

To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.

Wow, I can’t believe that woman promised to pay us those funds & then did a complete 180 on it.

“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”

Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.

Giessel by Dick _Shinary October 22, 2019

Gresser 

pronounced "gress-air", to gresser someone means to briskly walk toward a destination, without giving the slightest fuck about anyone or anything else. A true gresser will not wait for you. He (or she) gives zero shits about whether you are standing next to him or not. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes annoying as shit.

Person 1: Hey wait up!
Person 2: **walks away
Person 1: Wow... what a fucking gresser

Gresser by Kid Kidlyy April 17, 2014

Griessel

To choke to death on a large penis.

OMG did you hear about Sharon?

No.. What happened?

She griesseled earlier today.

OH NO!!!

Griessel by bobbyjoe112345677889 August 31, 2013

Griessel

To choke to death on a very large penis

Paul: Did you here about matt?

Frank: No... What happened?

Paul: He Griesseled last night!!!

Frank: What a dumbass, when's the funeral

Griessel by Muver123 September 6, 2013

Griessel

1.) A word to describe nothing.

2.) To take a big, long piss.

3.) Your worst nightmare

1.) Today I sat on the couch doing griessel.

2.) I just griesseled all over the floor.

3.) That guy over there is a total griessel, he scares me.

Griessel by Donut Piss December 27, 2011

Giessen

Giessen is a beautiful city in Germany and definitely more beautiful than Marburg. People from Giessen love to drink beer and dance in the "Luddi". If you go to Giessen, you should definitely visit the Elefantenklo. It is one of the most beautiful and historical monuments in Germany. The German Chancellor Angela Merkel even visited this beautiful city in summer 2021.

I met a girl.
-Where is she from?
From Marburg.
-Poor boy.

I met a girl.
-Where is she from?
From Giessen.
-keep her!

Giessen by Whatabeautifulcity November 22, 2021