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To choke to death on a very large penis
Paul: Did you here about matt?

Frank: No... What happened?

Paul: He Griesseled last night!!!

Frank: What a dumbass, when's the funeral
Griessel by Muver123 September 6, 2013
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1.) A word to describe nothing.

2.) To take a big, long piss.

3.) Your worst nightmare
1.) Today I sat on the couch doing griessel.

2.) I just griesseled all over the floor.

3.) That guy over there is a total griessel, he scares me.
Griessel by Donut Piss December 27, 2011
A Giessel is a woman who won’t do as she promised. She’ll say whatever she needs to, to get a job or position of power, but she won’t keep her promise once she’s in there.

A woman who promises or claims one thing, then later does the opposite.

To Giessel is to do the reverse of what was promised.
Wow, I can’t believe that woman promised to pay us those funds & then did a complete 180 on it.

“Yeah she’s a total Giessel”

Hey did you see that woman indicate right, but then she turned left. She must be a Giessel.
Giessel by Dick _Shinary October 22, 2019
The name Grissel is normally given to one who is gorgeous. Usually black haired, brown eyes, and a perfect smile. All the guys are all over her. She may seem sweet and innocent but once she starts to party she can't be tamed.
Guy 1: Grissel. You give me a boner.
Guy 2: Oh grissel! you lookin mighty fine.
Grissel by oh yeahh! December 13, 2010
Best mom ever has the best looking son to
Giessel has the sexes kid ever
Giessel by Jdjidjdhejerb January 9, 2018
Gressel means you are a retarded blonde girl who has an inner fat girl named Martha.
That is one helluva gressel.
gressel by ataylor38 April 19, 2018