Girded 

Term originating from Chattanooga, Tennessee around 2001-2006 referencing the use of crystal methamphetamine and the immense rush and excitability the drug produces. Other, more familiar terms used are: tweaked, sketched, janked, amped, dabbin, gettin spun, wormholed, crunked.

"Oh wow, look at Daphne, she is getting all girded up tonight."
" I'm ready to get my gird on."
"Ted, I hope you got your gird on and not just stupid."
"Damn!!!!!! I am girded the f)@k up."
"Pay no attention to Lisa in the closet she's just girded up."

Girded by 10:39am est July 15, 2015

girded up 

n. In Hebrew Israelite terminology, this means to be in full dress, ready to teach the Lord's word. We are not Power Rangers, Mortal Kombat characters, or Ninja Turtles. We are the servants of God following His dress code. No one has anything to say to them niggas with tight jeans hangin' off their asses. Japanese wear kimonos, E. Indian women wear saris, Muslims wear their garments and no one says any thing. But dumb-ass niggas got the audacity to make fun of us in our garments. Let'em burn in nuclear fire.

Text message reads as follows: "Yo ahch I'm all girded up and ready 2 go. Hit me w/ur status."

girded up by Sabal Laiwalayam December 4, 2010

boom brian girled 

A state of belligerent inebriation (generally induced off of a combination of liquor and 1 or more other mood altering chemical). A person who is boom brian girled has little control over their actions, often creating mayhem and pandemonium for people who happen to be near him or her. Their moral framework is rendered completely null and void as they commit shameless, vile, and often illegal acts.

S: Man what happened to you last night? You threw up on the birthday girl and tried to blame me!

C: Yeah... I was just boom brian girled I tell you. Straight girled.

boom brian girled by shadowca222 December 12, 2012

White girled 

Verb.

To manipulate by causing people to feel sorry for you.

And/or to shirk any responsibility for questionable, but otherwise offensive questions.

Heather was pulled over for speeding. When the officer came to her car, he saw Heather crying and hyperventilating, so he decided to let her off with a warning. The cop just got white girled.

Kimberly wore blackface for Halloween and when confronted, she said she had no idea that it could be offensive. She white girled them.

White girled by Jiggahmahninja February 22, 2015

Gilded Goat 

When a Male tucks his cock and balls between his thighs, bends over and proceeds to urinate on his partner.

Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.

Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!

Gilded Goat by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018

Gilded Turd

To spend money to "improve" or "pimp out" a worthless item such as a crappy car, dump of a house, or other such item. Usually done by spending more to upgrade an item than was paid for it but still not actually increasing the value of the item with these upgrades.

After Sam spent $1900 to pimp out his $300 rusted out, beat up, 1982 Celebrity all he got for his trouble was a gilded turd and credit card debt.

"My sister is a moron."
"Why's that?"
"She bought a $30,000 burnt out house in the worst part of town and spent $100,000 making it livable. Now she can't sell it because everyone who could afford it doesn't want to live anywhere near that part of town."
"Sounds like she's got a gilded turd on her hands."

Gilded Turd by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

Gilded Asshole Syndrome

A fairly common syndrome, one that is worldwide, seen in some wealthy folks who, despite having anything they want at their fingertips, are still insufferable assholes.

Although it is tempting to explain away Benedict Donald’s obscene behavior as being attributable to Gilded Asshole Syndrome, it remains more likely that his obscenely disloyal actions are due to intellectual and characterological deficits.

Gilded Asshole Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl October 15, 2019