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Present participle of Gilp (Verb) or to be Gilped (Past Tense)

1. When one has been lead to believe something that it not true. Similar to that of being punked. (Past Tense)

2. Flicking of ones own tonsils. (Present Participle)

3. The noise created from oral sex performed as a sexual act between a man and a woman. (Verb)
Paul: Sandra, I love the way that my cock hitting against your tonsils makes you sound like you are Gilping.

Sandra: Gilp! Gilp! Gilp!

Paul: Pow! You've just been Gilped!
Gilping by SimonJAC December 18, 2012
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Gillingham School

A school situated in Gillingham, Dorset. Not to be confused with Gillingham, Kent, which probably has a much better town.
This school keeps telling it's students that it is infact, "The best school in Dorset" While most of the students are chavs, the teachers attempt to still tell them what to do. They are obsessed with uniforms and recently sent out a notice about ask.fm. Saying it's a dangerous website and they can't track report people. Students often hang out at the local Asda after the school day is over, also realizing their life is failing, they go and find a way to buy alcohol, making Gillingham more of a fail of a place to live.
Stranger 1: What school do you go to?
Stranger 2: Gillingham School Bruv!
Stranger 1: *walks off*
Related Words

shrimp gulping 

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.
Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!
shrimp gulping by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

Gilding the Lilly 

To adorn unnecessarily something already beautiful. The expression is a condensation of Shakespeare's metaphor in King John: "To gild refined gold, to paint the lily ... is wasteful and ridiculous excess." i.e., you wouldn't need to add gold to a beautiful lily.
Jennilyn is so beauitful that putting on makeup is just Gilding the Lilly.
Gilding the Lilly by _Andy_ June 24, 2006

Gillingham School

Gillingham is located in Dorset. There teachers are shit. There students are shit. It’s pretty much a shit whole. Mr Jacobs is a lad and we will forever miss you miss piper. We would not advise you to go to Gillingham School unless you want your kid to turn into an alcoholic.
Gillingham school is a synonym for shit Person 1 :*sees someone from gill*
Person 2 :what you looking at fam

Person 1 : *runs*
Gillingham School by Hugerection October 17, 2019
A gilpin is a term for "sucker" or "chump" that dates from as early as the 1910s but rarely appears in the modern century. Consider this line from
1) James Cagney's taxi driver friend in THE ROARING TWENTIES (1939): "To Long Island it's fifteen dollars for the wise guys, 30 dollars for the gilpins."
2) Cagney, upon realizing he was naive, says, "I was a such a gilpin."
gilpin by MTyeW23 February 9, 2017
when something revolting makes u wretch un-controllably
the smell was so bad i was 'gipping' for hours
gipping by Nige September 18, 2003
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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