Definitions by Nige

walker's crisps 

Really Nice Crisps (chips to our cousins across the pond)

could i have some Walker's Crisps Please

walker's crisps by Nige December 21, 2004

scally 

Learn to spell you inbred scally wanker.
Bunch of retarded miscrients of molecular mass ripped from the exterior of a tender scrotum suffering from genital warts.

"err ar yo kick fuk outa mosher greecy wanker"..fucking pumphead

scally by Nige November 14, 2004

mince 

A level of stupidity associated with the bottom 5% of society

That girl is thick as mince

mince by Nige November 10, 2004

bolus 

a chewed piece of food, not slang on its own but see it combined with masticate to devastating effect: the bane of biology teachers everywhere.

i can't be bothered to write the example twice, just click the masticate thingy.

bolus by nige April 19, 2004

Bavarian water harp 

Slang term for pussy, cunt or beaver.

I wouldn't mind playing a few notes on her Bavarian water harp...

Bavarian water harp by Nige March 31, 2004

gambrinous 

Literally, 'Full Of Beer'

"man, i'm really Gambrinous, i'm Going To Bed"

gambrinous by Nige January 29, 2004

chewed orange 

the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'

i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'

chewed orange by Nige September 18, 2003