Nige's definitions

chewed orange

the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'

i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'

by Nige September 18, 2003

gambrinous

Literally, 'Full Of Beer'

"man, i'm really Gambrinous, i'm Going To Bed"

by Nige January 29, 2004

royal wipe

when one wipes ones bum after a dump and the paper is as white as it was made, aka 'an angel', no residue

dave was in and out of the loo in 2 minutes as he performed a 'royal wipe'

by Nige September 17, 2003

mince

A level of stupidity associated with the bottom 5% of society

That girl is thick as mince

by Nige November 10, 2004

gipping

when something revolting makes u wretch un-controllably

the smell was so bad i was 'gipping' for hours

by Nige September 18, 2003

poachers sack

A large hairy axe wound, or a large Pork casing - vagina

you could tell she's had a couple of kids, as it was as loose as as a poachers sack, more like throwing a sausage down a dark alley !

by Nige September 17, 2003

butchers dog

an ugly girl who will swallow/take any type of 'meat' from anything with a pulse.

its the end of night and you still havent pulled anything decent, so in desperation you revert to a 'butchers dog'

by nige September 18, 2003