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An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.
Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.

The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.
Grotch by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018
Related Words
g-roch-ee. adj. 1: looking horrendously dirty or monstrous. 2: groggy. 3: insanely disgusting. 4: terribly upset. 5: crazy and inhumane.
the girl who didn't wash her hair had a grotchy appearance.
grotchy by victoriakimmm August 1, 2008

grotchki 

Chicagoese for "garage key". See also: "carkies"
I gotta find the grotchki so I can go get the snowblower.
grotchki by subliculous June 11, 2006

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.
"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption
Grotched Necker by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016
A gross or unsavoury crotch.
...Casey was now face to face with a real grotch, and it became apparent to him that Shaun hadn't showered in nearly a year.
Grotch by Jerrrrr April 2, 2007
A lazy fucker, who is afraid if onions but smells like them. And pees on theirselve, crys about nothing, and likes to hug the floor very often. And also super ratchet
Grotch is Graci Spiceland
grotch by OedipusBiatch October 15, 2013
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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