Ghrotch 

Ghost crotch. To be haunted by an ex's genitals.

I wanna stop drinking but I'm being haunted by a ghrotch.

Ghrotch by Dr. Grotch November 28, 2014

Grotch 

An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.

Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.

The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.

Grotch by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018

grotchy 

g-roch-ee. adj. 1: looking horrendously dirty or monstrous. 2: groggy. 3: insanely disgusting. 4: terribly upset. 5: crazy and inhumane.

the girl who didn't wash her hair had a grotchy appearance.

grotchy by victoriakimmm August 1, 2008

grotchki 

Chicagoese for "garage key". See also: "carkies"

I gotta find the grotchki so I can go get the snowblower.

grotchki by subliculous June 11, 2006

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

Grotched Necker by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

Grotch 

A gross or unsavoury crotch.

...Casey was now face to face with a real grotch, and it became apparent to him that Shaun hadn't showered in nearly a year.

Grotch by Jerrrrr April 2, 2007

grotch 

A lazy fucker, who is afraid if onions but smells like them. And pees on theirselve, crys about nothing, and likes to hug the floor very often. And also super ratchet

Grotch is Graci Spiceland

grotch by OedipusBiatch October 15, 2013