Ghouliani
Ghouliani by New Marquis de Carabas August 26, 2007
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Rudy Ghouliani
Rudy Ghouliani — as in WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THIS MAN? He was America’s Mayor on 9/11.
He went from being one of the most feared prosecutors in American history and the R.I.C.O. Act pioneer; to becoming a Dwight Frye-like Rendield to Donald Trump’s Orange Count Dracula.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
And now on May 16th 2023 he’s accused of selling Pardon Indulgences for the Pope of the MAGA party — along with a little sexual harassment; and, failure to uphold an employment contract by not paying an agreed upon salary to the woman that he sexually harassed.
“For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul”; especially of its just to eat flies and nice big spiders.
He went from being one of the most feared prosecutors in American history and the R.I.C.O. Act pioneer; to becoming a Dwight Frye-like Rendield to Donald Trump’s Orange Count Dracula.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
And now on May 16th 2023 he’s accused of selling Pardon Indulgences for the Pope of the MAGA party — along with a little sexual harassment; and, failure to uphold an employment contract by not paying an agreed upon salary to the woman that he sexually harassed.
“For what shall it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul”; especially of its just to eat flies and nice big spiders.
Under the influence of Donald “Orange Dracula” Trump, Rudy Giuliani became Rudy Ghouliani — a fly eating; pardon selling thrall enslaved by his spray tanned master.
Rudy Ghouliani by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 16, 2023
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Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani
A nickname recently given to Giuliani when he suddenly tired of being Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and was caught auditioning for the role of The Penguin because he thought he needed a change in his battered public image.
In a fitful moment of hypomanic glee and a desire to elevate himself in the public eye, Rudy found himself wishing instead to be Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani, because like The Penguin in the Batman comic, he saw himself as a more respectable New York mob “gentleman of crime,” one who wears a monocle, top hat and a tuxedo - instead of the pitifully goofy, evil grin of The Joker.
Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019
Ghouling
The act of an individual, mostly persons involved in the media, who exploit a tragedy to further their own gain. In the case of the media, persons often indulge in inappropriate acts to 'flesh out' a story.
"Oh look another bomb has gone off, Kay Burley will be around in a few hours for a spot of ghouling"
Ghouling by theslaughterhouseblog January 20, 2016
Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani
One of Rudy’s many mob nicknames, this one because of his special skill set in covertly planting false information to destroy a public figure’s reputation.
This time Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani is on the big boys’ payroll, he’s got his own thug minions crawling around In Ukrainian mob territory planting lies to slime the Bidens!
Rudy “The Slime” Giuliani by Dr Bunnygirl October 10, 2019
self-inflicted Giuliani wound
When the Mobster in Chief first engaged his old NYC buddy, he may have figured it would all lead to a self-inflicted Giuliani wound but he may have figured he was valiantly choosing his own fate.
self-inflicted Giuliani wound by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019
Rudy Giuliani
A fart you make during a serious conversation, like what the attorney of Trump, Rudy Giuliani did when he was asked a question in cour By the Michigan house oversight committee. First, it's ink, now it's hot air.
Friend: I have a very serious problem
Friend 2: What is it?
Friend: My cat died *farts*
Friend 2: EWW BRO WHY YOU GOTTA PULL A RUDY GIULIANI ON ME GODDANGIT
Friend 2: What is it?
Friend: My cat died *farts*
Friend 2: EWW BRO WHY YOU GOTTA PULL A RUDY GIULIANI ON ME GODDANGIT
Rudy Giuliani by TheVenusFlyTrapp December 7, 2020
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