ghostwood

the half-boner you have after done jacking off and jizz is still slightly dripping out

I needed to get to work, but my ghostwood wouldn't go away so I couldn't put my pants on.

by therewillbemike June 18, 2010

ghostwood

An episode of erectile dysfunction, specifically when your wood ghosts you.

Mildred: “Heavens to Betsy, Barney, I already took my dentures out and you’ve gone soft on me!”
Barney: "For Pete’s sake, woman, it’s just the old ghostwood again! Let me pop this Viagra and I’ll be rarin’ to go in a jiffy.”

by Nicholas D May 2, 2021

ghostwrote

Popular internet slang meaning "I secretly wrote this" or "I would've have made this if it had not already been made". In reference to "ghostwriting" where a person is paid to write a something but has to keep it a secret

Did you see that meme?

Yeah I ghostwrote it

by Enjolras May 29, 2017

Ghostload

A ghostload is the 'invisible' load that comes out of a climaxing penis when one has masturbated or had sex more then a certain amount of times in a row. Usually about the 5th or 6th time in a two hour timespan.

Since the testicles can only produce so many sperm per day, your balls eventually runs out of it when you orgasm too often without resting properly.

Although blowing a ghostload doesn't feel like a real accomplishment for the participant(s), it does however have the advantage of no afterwards clean-up.

Friend 1: I had sex with Jimmy's mom so many times yesterday that at the end of the night I only blew ghostloads over her face.
Friend 2 : That's awesome.
Friend 1: Yes.

or

John: Dude! What the hell are you doing jerking off over my sleeping grandma!!
Matt: Jeez, relax man, it's only a ghostload.
John: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Matt: no problem, high five!

by Plane_addict December 3, 2013

Ghostload

When you cum but there is no sperm.

I jerked off so much i had a ghostload.

by Le Tiger December 21, 2022

ghost wood

When your pants bunch up in the crotch, giving the illusion that you have an erection when you really don't. Can lead to very awkward moments.

Girl: "What the- do you have a boner?"

Boy: "What? No, my boxers just bunched up a bit. Got a little ghost wood there."

Girl: "Ya lying bastard!"

by Squeakee July 19, 2009

Ghostbook

The elusive world of people who join Facebook, add many Friends, but then don't post their status or comment on others' activities.

S/he has more than 1,000 Friends, but I never see anything from her/him. S/he must have died and gone on to Ghostbook.

by The Sausalito Samurai November 2, 2009