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An extension of the micro-nation “Insolesia”. Also very stupid. And the prime minister of Gerse doesn’t take the role serious.
“Hey man, Have you been to Gerse
“Nah what is Gerse?”
“Good. Gerse is awful!”
Gerse by Gersehater June 17, 2022
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The coolest substitute teacher on earth! He tells many "real" stories of his life to his students. He is now working on an autobiography of his life!
I want Mr. Gerde as our sub!

Gerde power!

That story was definitely from Gerde!
Gerde by gerdebirdy November 1, 2013
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Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.
Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.
Gerber balls by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011

feed the geese 

V: The act of masturbating.
Oh, I really had to feed the geese this morning!
feed the geese by Civic Ricer January 30, 2003

Geese Moot 

A term used to desribe a female that is unattractive
Guy 1: Yo you should get with Veronica

Guy 2: Shes straight Geese Moot. Wouldn't even think about it
Geese Moot by CTwhoIbe October 8, 2011

chasing geese 

This term means to go smoke weed. It is greatly popular because you can use this term freely in front of parents or anyone out of the loop. This term invented by these two legendary people.....ogay
person 1: nigga lets go chase some geese afta skoo
person 2: chasing geese? what nigga
person 1: shit nigga you a cop?
chasing geese by jjmc January 17, 2009

Feeding the Geese 

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat
Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese
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