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The coolest substitute teacher on earth! He tells many "real" stories of his life to his students. He is now working on an autobiography of his life!
I want Mr. Gerde as our sub!

Gerde power!

That story was definitely from Gerde!
Gerde by gerdebirdy November 1, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
A substitute teacher who can summon the whole univerise into the tip of his pencil while taking tiny sips from his coffee
Absolute zero is very powerful. If we were to make the tip of this pencil have absolute zero the whole universe may be sucked in, gerde said.
Gerde by William Taylor December 14, 2008
The substitute who you never know if he will tend to your class. Has a styrofoam cup filled with who knows what. Likes telling stories with absolutely no relation to class. These include stories about: his cats, salt, his cats, his cats, and other things. He has a sac on his neck. I assume its filled with stories or mabye it opens up and unleashes a fiery inferno when he is mad.
Calvin walks into class, "oh... my... GERDE!!!"
Gerde by Thatguydodo June 2, 2019

Garden Gobbler

We could to go the steak-house, but you know Jim...He's a (Garden Gobbler)

gender reveal 

Gender reveals are to find out the gender of an unborn baby. The reveal can be through pink or blue balloons, cake, opening a box, or something similar. The gender is one of the first things you get to find out about the baby. It's a new piece of them you get to meet so it's special and exciting. When the parents learn the gender they can start planning clothes, his/her room, and even the child's name. Parents go through the effort to treat their friends to food, desserts, and a party.
Sarah: You wanna come to our gender reveal party?
Elsie: Ooooh yes!
*later at the party*
Anthony: My boy Jimmy is having a boy!
Colin: Yoooo!
Jimmy: *happy noises, whooping*
gender reveal by chFree77 September 13, 2020

gender reveal party 

Gender reveal parties are to find out the gender of an unborn baby. The reveal can be through pink or blue balloons, cake, opening a box, or something similar. The gender is one of the first things you get to find out about the baby. It's a new piece of them you get to meet so it's special and exciting. When the parents learn the gender they can start planning clothes, his/her room, and even the child's name. Parents go through the effort to treat their friends to food, desserts, and a party.
Sarah: You wanna come to our gender reveal party?
Elsie: Ooooh yes!
*later at the party*
Anthony: My boy Jimmy is having a boy!
Colin: Yoooo!
Jimmy: *happy noises, whooping*
gender reveal party by chFree77 September 13, 2020

gender challenged 

Clinical term for a person who is confused about which gender they are and is abnormally sexually attracted to the same gender as them.
Look at those two gender challenged males kissing each other.
gender challenged by BWM January 23, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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