Catfish Coffin

The result of a man dying from unknown causes during vaginal penetration.
Yep Bob was on top and had a heart attack while in my catfish coffin.
by Mishicotdrunk August 06, 2011
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Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.
Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.
by Mishicotdrunk August 07, 2011
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