Definitions by Mishicotdrunk

Catfish Coffin 

The result of a man dying from unknown causes during vaginal penetration.

Yep Bob was on top and had a heart attack while in my catfish coffin.

Catfish Coffin by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011

Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.

Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.

Gerber balls by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011