gerpin

(n.) a ferret

“omg your gerpin is so cute!”

by dattboiiiiiiiiiii June 27, 2018

Gerpin'

To act reckless, loud, or ignorant; verb.

"Yo the dudes down the street are straight gerpin' right now they need to stop starting shit with me."

"Micheal is gerpin' pretty hard tonight since he hit the liquor, he is loud and wild n' out right now."

by Marvin Gaye. July 30, 2012

Gerpin

Gerpin, possibly a derivative of slurpin and gulping, implies one is doing a majestic job of playing the skinflute. This show of talent is often noisy, vigorous and messy. Can be used in a derogatory sense to mean someone is player hating, or generally talking an obsessive amount of shit.

“Shawty came to throw neck last night... moe when I say she was GERPIN”.

or (derogatory)
“Man always got my name in his mouth. Stay gerpin me.”

by Jay elec-yarmulke January 8, 2022

jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

Gerin's Disease

A seemingly terminal disease on which the patient lacks the ability to act like a normal person in the presence of the opposite sex. Other symptoms include posing for pictures with models at car shows with a completely frozen face and arms straight down instead of grabbing the model

I wanted to go and talk to that girl, but this damn Gerin's Disease won't let me!

by 666cr February 18, 2015

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

Gerwin

Gerwin has the sweetest heart you will ever encounter. He is generous, fun, outgoing, and honesty, just makes up the perfect boyfriend. If you have ever had the privilege of even meeting a Gerwin, you have been blessed. He is selfless and always makes sure you have a good time. Stay close to Gerwin, he not only has an incredible personality, but is sexy as well 😉

Your boyfriend's name is Gerwin? You must feel blessed!

I wish I had a Gerwin.

You know a Gerwin, can I meet him?

My boyfriends name is Gerwin, I am the happiest woman alive!

by v_bdb4 March 7, 2022