Gerkin’

To Gerk / Gerk Walk is the act of schmoovin with such viscosity and swagger, that those around you fall victim to a trance like state, and simply much start two steppin along side.

“Hey Mark you see that guy Gerkin’ on the New York news?”

“John, what the fuck are you talking about?”

“Yeah man, it was wild, he started Gerkin’ in front of the Macy’s parade, everyone was gerkin’ by the end of it, some were even jerkin’ man it was… it was wild.”

by X Isn’t Real November 25, 2023

Gerkin’

To Gerk / Gerk Walk is to move with such viscosity and or swagger, that those around you fall into a hypnotic trance fueled only by the sheer amount of schmoovin’ that you be doin’.

“Hey Mark, did you see that guy on the news Gerkin’ in NYC?”

“John. What the fuck are you talking about?”

“Yeah man, he started Gerkin’ during the Macy’s parade, by the end every US resident within a fourteen mile radius was either Gerkin’, two steppin’, or jerkin’, sometimes both. It was… it was wild man.

by X Isn’t Real November 25, 2023

Gerkin

Used as a another name for penis to rhyme with jerking.

Stop Jerking Your Gerkin.

-or-

He's busy jerking his gerkin.

by Lazer November 27, 2001

Gerkin

what we call pickles down under

I'm hungry for some gerkins

by Anonymous September 11, 2002

Gerkin

The commander of a great ballsack army.

"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"

"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Gerkin

A male merkin. Usually used to cover up something you picked up in Vegas or unsightly scars from that vacuum "accident" as a teen.

Hey Brooke, check out my sporty new gerkin! It keeps my cock nice and cozy.

by Mike from France May 9, 2008

gerkin

Small, of less size or value

Your weiner is gerkin.

by Tom Ato March 9, 2005