Germin

(n) A man whose name might be mistaked for German. He is far from German, mostly Spanish, maybe Dominican, Puerto Rican, Cuban. A Germin will pwn in everything they do, and you if you fuck them over, then you'll hear their common phrase, and punch line, "Thats dumb dirty" But a Germin is so incredible, that you cannot succeed in messing with them, anyway. You see a Germin everywhere on tv: Superman, Hulk, or another protagonist character. He resembles a superhero and is always there for the victim! A Germin can't let you down!

Boy #1: I hate Germin!
Girl #1: Are you just saying that because he surpasses you in looks/personality, stacks more money then you, and gets more bitches then you?
Boy #1: .. Yes yes, thats true..

Girl #1: Sorry.. I was the one saying that stuff on your formspring..
Germin: Thats dumb dirty.

Girl #1: I'm in love with Germin!
Girl #2: Aren't we all...

by Palomis September 2, 2010

Germin'

To intentionally intake harmful bacteria with the intent of becoming ill.

Dude, I licked every railing at the mall up and down the other day, I was germin' hard.

by Mikey Thunder January 16, 2009

german science

What is, objectively speaking, the greatest science in the world.

Person: Remind me again, mr. Stroheim, how good is German Science?
Stroheim: Why, GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!

by Horricule April 14, 2017

Swamp German

A resident of Holland. Derogatory?

We call Johannes Van Vreek the Swamp German.

by the gerophile December 14, 2009

hippie German Shepherd

A German Shepherd dog belonging to a hippie that exists on the cheapest food - sometimes handouts, no veterinarian care and no obedience training. These usually friendly dogs often can be seen with beggars on median strips or sidewalks, and often end up on animal shelters if the hippie is jailed, moves away or just doesn't want it anymore.

I got my dog from the animal shelter, he's a hippie German Shepherd and it's going to take a lot of work to train him.

by Idaho Mike April 27, 2014

Lauren German

A beautiful and talented actress known for her role in Lucifer as Chloe Decker. She’s a

"transforms straight people into gay people" trap with a sexy jawline.

Person (straight woman ) 1: I think I may have a crush on Lauren German

Person 2 : Aren’t you straight?
Person (now gay) 1: Screw that !

by Yeet_Yaat January 4, 2020

jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008