Gerwin

Gerwin has the sweetest heart you will ever encounter. He is generous, fun, outgoing, and honesty, just makes up the perfect boyfriend. If you have ever had the privilege of even meeting a Gerwin, you have been blessed. He is selfless and always makes sure you have a good time. Stay close to Gerwin, he not only has an incredible personality, but is sexy as well 😉

Your boyfriend's name is Gerwin? You must feel blessed!

I wish I had a Gerwin.

You know a Gerwin, can I meet him?

My boyfriends name is Gerwin, I am the happiest woman alive!

by v_bdb4 March 7, 2022

Gerwin

he is da man, with monster dick, monster abs and da hoes. Don't fight him or you will die

Shit its Gerwin

by number 12 cock January 14, 2021

Gerwin

Gerwin is the most attractive man you will ever meet! Not only is he smoking on the outside, he has the warmest, kindest, most generous heart a man could have. Meet a Gerwin and you will instantly admire and be inspired by him. He has many ambitions in life and is very hardworking. He has a strong drive and is very determined and disciplined but will nevertheless make sure that he makes his family, friends and especially his S.O. feel like they are his top priority. Gerwin is quick to listen, slow to speak, and very understanding. He handles conflict well and does not have a short temper. He is extremely loyal and will never make you doubt or hesitate otherwise. With a Gerwin you do not even have to make him prove his loyalty to you because his words, actions and character speak for themselves (and they never fail). Gerwin is a huge optimist which is one of his greatest qualities because he doesn't let the little things in life get to him. Instead, Gerwin finds the good in all situations and is ready to lift others up and brighten their days. He is fun to be around and definitely knows how to crack a joke and give you a good time. Every second is a second well spent. Meet a Gerwin and you will never want to let him go.

Man, I wish I was Gerwin.

That must be a Gerwin, he is so attractive.

I think I need to speak to Gerwin, he will surely make me feel better.

You know a Gerwin, can I be friends with him?

Ugh, Gerwin's girlfriend is a blessed woman, I wish I could be her.

by v_bdb4 March 22, 2022

Gerwin

A man or woman with the lengthiest and veiniest horse shlong

I wish I was gerwin

by Johnsins69 February 25, 2021

jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

Gerin's Disease

A seemingly terminal disease on which the patient lacks the ability to act like a normal person in the presence of the opposite sex. Other symptoms include posing for pictures with models at car shows with a completely frozen face and arms straight down instead of grabbing the model

I wanted to go and talk to that girl, but this damn Gerin's Disease won't let me!

by 666cr February 18, 2015

Geraint

Geraint is one sexy son of a bitch that is oftenly mistaken for the second-coming of Jesus. Though the Greek roots of Geraint is 'Geron' (meaning old), Geraint will always look half his age. Legend has it that Geraint can make any girl weak at the knees with a simple smile. Some say he has three legs. Others say he has an insanely large cock.

"Dude, is that Jesus levitating?!"
"Nah, bro. That ain't Jayman. That's some guy with a third leg."
"That's no leg, man... That guy must be a Geraint."

by NotGeraint November 14, 2013