gervin 

He is the most caring guy you will find. He is the hottest guy u will meet as well. He will be there for you even if you try to ignore him. He is very stubborn in a good way. He is the best kisser and he love squeezing asses but he won't play with your feelings. He is very fun to hangout with, very energetic. He plays around with everyone. If you ever meet a gervin keep him and never let him go.

Girls: " Gervin is so fun to be with, he cares about me...thats so sweet"

Guys: "Gervin is pretty chill but i dont like how he plays around too much"

gervin by Crazywomen May 10, 2017

gervin 

The human replica of the ice age turtle

You look like a gervin

gervin by Girthy Gervin August 22, 2017

gervin 

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Gervin

gervin by Crazywomen May 10, 2017

girthy gervin 

Human replica of the ice age turtle

1. Go to nearest bathroom
2. Door locked
3. Lights off
4. Candle lit
5. Anal lube in wine glass
6. Pants down
7. Butt cheeks clenched
8. Spin in three circles saying "GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN, GIRTHY GERVIN"
9. The ice age turtle will appear behind you

girthy gervin by Girthy Gervin August 21, 2017

jerkin my gerkin 

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

jerkin my gerkin by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

Gerin's Disease 

A seemingly terminal disease on which the patient lacks the ability to act like a normal person in the presence of the opposite sex. Other symptoms include posing for pictures with models at car shows with a completely frozen face and arms straight down instead of grabbing the model

I wanted to go and talk to that girl, but this damn Gerin's Disease won't let me!

Gerin's Disease by 666cr February 18, 2015

Geraint 

Geraint is one sexy son of a bitch that is oftenly mistaken for the second-coming of Jesus. Though the Greek roots of Geraint is 'Geron' (meaning old), Geraint will always look half his age. Legend has it that Geraint can make any girl weak at the knees with a simple smile. Some say he has three legs. Others say he has an insanely large cock.

"Dude, is that Jesus levitating?!"
"Nah, bro. That ain't Jayman. That's some guy with a third leg."
"That's no leg, man... That guy must be a Geraint."

Geraint by NotGeraint November 14, 2013