Gerico

A very unique name, the finest name in the world. Jericho or Jerico are not unique.

The name gerico is the finest.

by Ric January 4, 2005

GEICO

A once small and efficient insurance company catering to government employees - hence the accronym GEICO or Government Employees Insurance Company. Now they have gotten gready - running adds gloating about their success. Pay your premiums and never make a claim and they will love you. Make an at fault claim and they will drop you like a hot rock.

Man, I belonged to GEICO since the 80s and never filed a claim. Then about the time geico became gecko BAM! two accidents in two months. They paid the claims no problem. Then they terminated my policy. They went from GEICO to GECKO to GAYCO where they stick it in your ass after pretending to be your friend for years. Piss on that Gecko faggot company!

by Mario Skink July 13, 2006

Gerica

A kind, sweet girl that really loves music and sports. She likes to have many varieties of friends, and can bond with a person quickly that has similar interests. She’s a smart and optimistic person, and wants to expand her life beyond the horizons of the undiscovered world.

Gerica is such a kind hearted soul, and she really likes a good adventure!!

by Depression .-. January 4, 2018

geico hoe

a girl whos so easy a caveman can do it

im glad i went wit stacy last night shes a geico hoe it was so easy a cave man could do it

by Lawtown October 23, 2008

geriophile

The obsession, or adoration of elderly adults over the age of 70. Particularly by teenage females.

"Oh my gawd, Debbie, your Granny is like, so totally cute!"

"My cousin thinks all old people are adorable, she is such a geriophile."

by Eric Blair March 26, 2005

gericondriac

Similar to how a hypochondriac decides they are sick and the self fulfilling prophecy renders them ill, a gericondriac decides they are old and tired. Soon after, the gericondriac settles into a boring, vegetative state - doomed to live out their life as a shadow of their former selves.

Camille: I'm so tired, I think I'll head home soon.

Sean whispers to Kris: Wow, Camille is becoming such a gericondriac

by Rockintoes November 11, 2017

Lady Geico

When a hot hooker gives you a 15% discount only to later find out later that she has a nut sack.

That bitch seemed like a good deal until she pulled the Lady Geico on me.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010