Gerco 

if you find a Gerco, you are the luckiest person on earth. he's kind sweet and caring and also literally dying. take good care of your Gerco!! he's a very sensitive creature with a heart of gold. the humor of a Gerco is so amazing and funny that you'll always be crying when you're with him. of laughter. you don't EVER want to lose your Gerco. Gerco is extremely attractive. not only on the outside but his brain as well. sExY.

"i have myself a Gerco"

"what??? I WANT ONE TOO THEY'RE SO AMAZING UWU"

Gerco by Neusbeer July 31, 2019

Gerco 

Someone who seems drunk but isn’t.

"You never know if he has taken some pills or is just being gerco"

Gerco by Frikandelbroodjes <3 February 19, 2019

GEICO

A once small and efficient insurance company catering to government employees - hence the accronym GEICO or Government Employees Insurance Company. Now they have gotten gready - running adds gloating about their success. Pay your premiums and never make a claim and they will love you. Make an at fault claim and they will drop you like a hot rock.

Man, I belonged to GEICO since the 80s and never filed a claim. Then about the time geico became gecko BAM! two accidents in two months. They paid the claims no problem. Then they terminated my policy. They went from GEICO to GECKO to GAYCO where they stick it in your ass after pretending to be your friend for years. Piss on that Gecko faggot company!

GEICO by Mario Skink July 13, 2006

garconanokin 

The precise moment when dog poop turns white.

Jimmy grabbed a piece of garconanokin and mistook it to be a piece of chalk.

garconanokin by P90SEX December 22, 2007

Gerchan Farms 

Famous gulag-style farm where Gerchan is kept captive by Curryblast Amit and slapped 24-7 for her milk

"Gerchan is so fine, I just want to slap the milk out of her."
-Amit B00by-slap

"Gerchan Farms is my dream world!"
-Kim Jong Un

"Gerchan needs some Bangladesh whip because she's being insolent and not lactating."
-Lactation Overseer at Gerchan Farms

Gerchan Farms by AmitB00bySlap June 19, 2019

germophobe 

noun: one who suffers from spermatophobia, or a person who obsesses about avoiding contact with germs.

Harry is such a germophobe. He's stuck in the bathroom again until someone opens the door for him.

Poor Sally, she's a germophobe. Her hands are raw red from washing them so much. Why did she take that job at the free clinic?

germophobe by shoots-the-moon March 7, 2010

germophile

Somebody that always does disgusting things, such as eating things off the ground.

Person 1: Dammit! I dropped my sandwich on the ground!
Person 2: I'll eat it.
Person 1: You're such a germophile!

germophile by Snake Man August 12, 2012