if you find a Gerco, you are the luckiest person on earth. he's kind sweet and caring and also literally dying. take good care of your Gerco!! he's a very sensitive creature with a heart of gold. the humor of a Gerco is so amazing and funny that you'll always be crying when you're with him. of laughter. you don't EVER want to lose your Gerco. Gerco is extremely attractive. not only on the outside but his brain as well. sExY.
by Neusbeer July 31, 2019
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Get the Gerco mug.A once small and efficient insurance company catering to government employees - hence the accronym GEICO or Government Employees Insurance Company. Now they have gotten gready - running adds gloating about their success. Pay your premiums and never make a claim and they will love you. Make an at fault claim and they will drop you like a hot rock.
Man, I belonged to GEICO since the 80s and never filed a claim. Then about the time geico became gecko BAM! two accidents in two months. They paid the claims no problem. Then they terminated my policy. They went from GEICO to GECKO to GAYCO where they stick it in your ass after pretending to be your friend for years. Piss on that Gecko faggot company!
by Mario Skink July 13, 2006
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Get the garconanokin mug.Famous gulag-style farm where Gerchan is kept captive by Curryblast Amit and slapped 24-7 for her milk
"Gerchan is so fine, I just want to slap the milk out of her."
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"Gerchan Farms is my dream world!"
-Kim Jong Un
"Gerchan needs some Bangladesh whip because she's being insolent and not lactating."
-Lactation Overseer at Gerchan Farms
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"Gerchan Farms is my dream world!"
-Kim Jong Un
"Gerchan needs some Bangladesh whip because she's being insolent and not lactating."
-Lactation Overseer at Gerchan Farms
by AmitB00bySlap June 19, 2019
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Harry is such a germophobe. He's stuck in the bathroom again until someone opens the door for him.
Poor Sally, she's a germophobe. Her hands are raw red from washing them so much. Why did she take that job at the free clinic?
Poor Sally, she's a germophobe. Her hands are raw red from washing them so much. Why did she take that job at the free clinic?
by shoots-the-moon March 7, 2010
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