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G(gay) eriod (period). A couple of days of a month where a gay seems to get get sad, mad, promiscuous and a total diva at random times of the day. Some sights can be judged more than usual, eye rolling, calling straight boys daddy, horny, crying, chronic bitching and random actions.
Sarah: hey Connor

Connor(gay): hey betch

Sarah:oh, omg do you see Dave(straight) over there

Connor: omg isn’t daddy so hot I wish he could just slap me

Sarah: uhh Connor the hell is wrong with you
Connor: oh nothin I’m on my geriod
Sarah: huh

Connor: Sarah don’t be stupid it obviously means a gay period duh you stupid beautiful slut
Geriod by Thegaybabe September 16, 2018
Related Words
Geriod • geriophile • Gerod • Gerrod • Gerboda • gerid • Geridan • Gerinda • gerios • Geriobear
When a very average sized sexy ginger twink has his period and gets all moody and sad, even more than he already is as he's ginger.
Oh no, James is having his Geriod, he's so average sized and he's going to get all moody and sad!
Geriod by GeriodDrinker December 10, 2025

geriophile 

The obsession, or adoration of elderly adults over the age of 70. Particularly by teenage females.
"Oh my gawd, Debbie, your Granny is like, so totally cute!"

"My cousin thinks all old people are adorable, she is such a geriophile."
geriophile by Eric Blair March 26, 2005
Muscular, Athletic, Dark, Attractive male. Has a sense of humor and can be a great kisser.
He's kisses like a Gerod (;
Gerod by Nikape September 26, 2010

geriocracy 

A form of government in which the elected officials are at or have far exceeded geriatric status. Both physically and with their schools of thought, sensibilities, and are overall completely out of touch with the current times and matters they discuss or debate and make critical decisions about.
After the election of Joe Biden snd watching that trial of the Tik-Tok CEO held by congress people who couldn’t connect a computer to home WiFi, America is undoubtedly a Geriocracy
geriocracy by sergentsativa March 23, 2023

gerio-erotic asphyxiation 

when elderly people at the moment of orgasm cut off each others oxygen supply.
More people die each year in nursing homes from gerio-erotic asphyxiation than from becoming lost and falling down dead.
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pod person 

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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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