Ric's definitions

Dict shun airy

Screwing yourself out of fun things in life because you have become addicted to creating words or pun variations of words online. This usually leads to staying in doors a lot and not getting much fresh air

We realized the severity of his (or her) dict shun airy after finding out they paid the postman to bring he mail into the house, so he would not have to leave the computer and miss out on a possible punny entry.

by Ric April 22, 2003

Shiznic

Shiznic-

1. The Shit.
2. The ultimate of quality.
3. Best of the best.

1. Yo' man this 40 is the siznic that you be having in this hizzie.

2. Michael Jordan is the Shiznic at Basketball.

by Ric November 4, 2005

albolene

oil-based sex-lube (marketed as a facial
makeup remover)

"We've been fucking for hours; it's time
to reapply more Albolene to genitals."

by Ric March 15, 2003

weenis

Its actually the skin on your elbow.

Ow, I hit my weenis on the refrigerator.

by Ric October 10, 2003

Snakehead-fish

You realy can't define snakehead-fish they are horrible creatures all i can say is when u incounter 1 u a) run for ur life B) throw food at it so it will stop or C) just stand there cause there is no hope

Because it's a snakehead-fish

by Ric May 24, 2004

Speako

When you accidently say the wrong word, mispronounce a word, or call your girlfriend by a different name than her own.

"Hey helen.... I mean Susan, uh oh!"
"Oh Helen it feels so good... , oh shit ahh my nuts! I mean Susan... honestly! HEY HEY"

by Ric March 27, 2004

ciddy

Insignificant Manchester football team constantly overshadowed by their illustrious red neighbours. See also Bertie.

Tw*t him he's a ciddy fan

by Ric August 2, 2004