Geratol

A medicine that helps to get your blood circulating used for older people like Brett Favre.

Grandpa Brett Favre is so slow on the field that he needed his geratol, so he could actually move.

by ScottDB December 15, 2010

Geratol

Common misspelling for Geritol, a medicinal tonic.

Look, I wrote geratol. I can't believe I was so stupid I spelled Geritol with an A.

by DocWu January 9, 2012

the Geritol crowd

Senior citizens. Could be used affectionately, humorously, derisively, or simply as a matter of fact depending on the speaker's tone of voice and whether s/he is a senior citizen.

John, give the Geritol crowd a break when you get on the bus. Those "Priority Seating" signs are there for a reason. It's very difficult for a senior citizen who needs to get around to do, say, shopping, to sit down or get up if s/he has sciatica and is forced to sit in the back of the bus.

by pentozali April 8, 2006

geritol

Vitamins used by very old people.

I saw a modern picture of Danica McKellar, my childhood crush. After seeing a note on the pic that she was 40, I reached for my Geritol.

by ex-HAWKer March 25, 2016

Geritol Popper

An incompetent driver, almost always elderly that creates an ongoing road hazard by doing 25 in the passing lane, failing to use signals, ignoring the fact that green lights mean go, and switching lanes or pulling out in front of you with no warning. Despite AARP's propaganda to the contrary, they are as dangerous, if not more so than teen drivers due to failing senses and bad reflexes yet they get massive insurance discounts due to "driving experience" as opposed to the actual risk they pose to other drivers

Honey, I am going to be late, this Geritol Popper in front of me is doing 25 in a 45 zone.

Damn, that stupid Geritol Popper almost hit me. She didn't even look before she backed out onto the highway!

by binydeamon March 23, 2009

Geritol Joe

Joe Biden's nickname because he takes lots of multi-vitamins.

Republicans are upset Trump lost to Geritol Joe in the election.

by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 6, 2021

geritol prozac queen

A woman, usually older (hence the "geritol"), who is not happy unless she is complaining about something or someone.

I am so sick of that geritol prozac queen's constant complaining. Someone knock her out!

by gollum June 1, 2006