gratol

The definition of Gratol is a Asian last name originated from the Philippines. The name Julia Gratol is very common. If you meet Julia Gratol you must give her 1 million dollars.

Jullia Gratol must dab on the haters because they are super racist about her Asian last name.

by Ching Chow Chang May 4, 2018

Dan Get The Granola

A meme originating from Panic! At The Disco's week 5 tour recap video, in which Brendon Urie throws a tantrum and someone in the background shouts "Dan, get the granola" requesting the band's drummer Dan Pawlovich to get said granola.

Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.

Brendon: *wailing*
Kenny: Dan get the granola

by InfinityOnJay July 29, 2016

desk granola

All the bits and pieces of food, hair, fingernails, and lint that are found when you turn your computer keyboard over.

"My keyboard quit working. The IT guy said it was full of desk granola."

by AGRODEO July 12, 2014

Granola Girl

A person (male or female) who enjoys hiking, canoeing and other outdoors-y things. They often can be seen drinking out of a Camelbak, wearing tie-dye, wearing Chacos, and eating trail mix. They're the type of people you see hiking in the mountains of the United States or backpacking across other countries for long periods of time.

My sister is a professional camp counselor. She runs the hiking classes-- she is such a granola girl.

by BRoyce September 2, 2013

granola hoe

granola girls, but sluttier. they like hiking and biking and nature, but wear short-shorts and crop tops. they eat natural foods because it’s good for you but also to keep that figure slim. most likely accompanied by a granola boy, whom they are probably dating, or have known since their very first year in summer camp. granola hoes don’t wear a lot of makeup, they are naturally really pretty, and a lot of boys find them attractive. they own hydroflasks with stickers from places they have hiked at, and tie friendship bracelets to the lids of them. they also use kanken backpacks in a pastel shade, and own either the green or purple iphone 11. granola hoes are usually found on trails, which are their natural habitat. catch one if you can.

“bro check out that chick, she’s hot”
“she gives total granola hoe vibes”

by simp for you June 20, 2020

Granola

A new-age/more civilized hippie who can usually be found journaling in an Eno in the middle of the forest, wearing Chaco's or Birkenstocks and athletic shorts (always ready to hike or go on an adventure at any moment), a backpack with a CamelBak water bottle attached by a carabiner, and with dreadlocks (all over or just one or two). The phrase "save the world" in their vocabulary is interchangeable with "travel the world and meet cool people from different cultures" (usually talking about Africa).

Ever since she moved to Portland, she has become so granola. All she wants to do is go hiking in her Chacos and she brings her hammock with her wherever she goes.

by Granola head August 1, 2013

granolier than thou

the attitude of someone who lives, eats and dresses healthier than yours truly, and doesn't let you forget it

I wanted to go to that new vegetaian restaurant, but I can't stand those irritating patchouli smelling granolier than thou hippie freaks. Let's get a burger.

by pitou January 19, 2008