gollum's definitions

Thundercunt

A person who says untrue things about other people and is a complete psychopath.

Just because you're jealous of other girls, you don't have to be a complete Thundercunt.

by Gollum April 18, 2005

nasty breath

"Nice" nickname for someone whose teeth are so rotted that even if they rinsed their mouth out with acid it wouldn't make a difference.

I don't care how many breath mints you pop during sex, I still wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, nasty breath!

by Gollum May 28, 2006

Colby

Nasty, pasty, yellowish, bacteria filled grade of cheese even less desirable than swiss.

American is ok but Colby is downright gross!

by Gollum May 25, 2006

Blimpus

A large, fat man who whines and moans about being obese, but does nothing about it.

James is such a Blimpus.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

dice

Interjection used when something happens

"You failed the test? Diiiice"
Your arm was severed in a freak lab accident? Diiiice"

by Gollum March 28, 2003

Granny 500

Event that usually takes place at a large retail store. Occurs when the store is overrun by little old ladies in power scooters who either attempt to run you over or situate themselves in the middle of aisleways so they can chit chat with other Granny 500 participants, preventing anybody else from being able to travel down that particular aisle.

I went to Wal Mart yesterday and the Granny 500 was going on again.

by Gollum June 19, 2007

Bald headed mud monkey

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

by Gollum May 28, 2006