Fat

Stands for Foxy, adorable, Tantalizing. FAT is an acronym.

person #1: You are fat!
person #2: Thank you! You just called me foxy, adorable and tantalizing!

by gollum June 01, 2006

Munchkin convention

A group of short people or a group of mexicans.

Stephanie's family was so short that the invitations to her family reunion read "Munchkin Convention."

by Gollum May 28, 2006

Bald headed mud monkey

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

Phebe

Oafish in style or personality

Phebe just got molished by that flying scadubie.

by Gollum March 28, 2003

Granny 500

Event that usually takes place at a large retail store. Occurs when the store is overrun by little old ladies in power scooters who either attempt to run you over or situate themselves in the middle of aisleways so they can chit chat with other Granny 500 participants, preventing anybody else from being able to travel down that particular aisle.

I went to Wal Mart yesterday and the Granny 500 was going on again.

by Gollum June 19, 2007

Nagger

Little blonde wife wannabe that does nothing but bitch and complain.

Stephanie was such a nagger that her husband choked the life out of her.

by Gollum May 24, 2006

Colby

Nasty, pasty, yellowish, bacteria filled grade of cheese even less desirable than swiss.

American is ok but Colby is downright gross!

by Gollum May 25, 2006