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Genetic Dumpster 

I just got told-off by some self-entitled single mother for bumping into her genetic dumpster at the mall!

Genetic Dead End 

A homosexual who will not pass on his genetics to his offspring. Coined by Stephen Colbert, literally means a dead end for your family's genetics.
"Tyler told me he was gay; wait until his parents find out he's a genetic dead end.

Genetic duet

When two geeks or nerds have sex and have a baby.
"Caden and Trillian did the genetic duet together"
Genetic duet by Gobjob March 5, 2019

genetic drifter 

Person conceived of breeding between two closely related couples, or someone with a very weak gene pool, but usually the latter. Places famous for being rather inbred are some remote or scummy parts of the UK (where the chav population is high) and isolated US redneck areas. Used as a polite way of saying "inbred" non-perjoratively, or in an ironic manner.
I've tried explaining why people need electricity, but those genetic drifters don't seem to understand! It's frustrating!
genetic drifter by madmick January 1, 2017

Genetically Drunk 

When someone is acting so ignorant that it is as if they had to much to drink, but they have not had any alcohol. Instead you discover that this is their maxiumum capability totally sober.
I thought that he was totally inebriated with whiskey when he joined the Tea Party Movement, but then I discovered that instead he was Genetically Drunk.
Genetically Drunk by RikiJon April 15, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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