Gayworm

noun
a parasitic flatworm, the adult of which lives in the hetroglands. It has a long ribbon-like body with many segments that can become independent, and a small head bearing hooks and suckers.

When a gayworm enters the body of a human male, it gradually consume the hetrosexual enzymes in the body, and replaces them with homosexual enzymes.

Person 1 "You know Ricky?"

Person 2 "Ricky the truck driver? Wife and three kids?"

"Person 1 "Aye, that's him. Did you know he's gay now? He took a trip to Brighton and caught gayworm. Left his wife and kids. Now shacked up with some homo".

Gayworm by Singlemum2015 November 9, 2021

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gaywomandog

Is a gay man that's turns out to be a woman. It comes every thousand years and it has a PINK japanese umbrella with flowers on it where his dick should be. It wanders around the city in the form of a dog and speaks french. It also sparkles. He says things like : " je vais te tuer petit enculé, si tu ne m'apporte pas des champignons marinés."

the kid got killed by the gaywomandog, we found his remains in a french restaurant.

gaywomandog by bamchicawahwahputenegre April 19, 2008