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A verb meaning to get high, derived from the circumstantial need to ninja smoke in a house with other occupants not so keen on your smoking habits.

It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has smoked himself/herself into a mental coma.
Person 1: Hey, so I'm coming over later today.
Person 2: Sweet, want to celebrate Bush being out of office by getting garaged?
Person 1: Hell yes.

or

Person 1: ........
Person 2: Hello?
Person 1: Hey...(prolonged silence)
Person 2: Dude, you called me. Are you completely garaged right now or what?
garaged by REV0R January 22, 2009
A common term used by many Glasweigans referring to the popular night club 'The Garage' within the city of Glasgow.
A: Where yous headin tonight?

B: We're off gettin steems up in Gayrage!
Gayrage by gatecrashxcore March 21, 2009

Gaymageddon 

(noun): The most homosexual experience possible; a level of homosexuality that LITERALLY brings the end of the world.
Every single time Matt Cha shows up, it's like the gaymageddon is occurring--fingers in butts, dicks in butts, people suckin' down on farts.
Gaymageddon by lazycthulhu October 21, 2012

Gayvangelical 

An evangelical christian who hypocritically denounces homosexuals while being one. This type of person is typically in a high-profile position and nearly always in the closet.
The chief pastor would often say, "God hates fags," in his sermons, but when it turned out that he had been seeing a gay prostitute, my friends and I agreed that he was a gayvangelical.
Gayvangelical by D. S. Rutheford November 4, 2006
An alternative, more correct word to express the music phenomenon known as UK Garage, usually listened to by pikeys and produced by shit "bands" like So Solid Crew
Look at that fucking pikey driving down there in his lowered Nova with the gayrage pumping out. Twat.
gayrage by Mercunium September 4, 2003

Gayangel 

1:an un-effemianate gay teenage boy who has crossdressing tendencies

2:an un-effemiante gay teenage boy who's main bulk of friends consists of girls.
James is such a gayangel
Gayangel by Angel gay April 28, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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