Gaurangee

Gaurangee is a gift from god. She will always be there for you, and will always be by your side. She is so beautiful and amazing. She will always be able to lift the mood. If you share something funny, she will always laugh with you. She makes you feel special and she makes you feel something inside. She doesn’t lack in looks, she is so beautiful and you will most likely find yourself falling for her. She may be dirty minded but she will never fail to bond with you and make your feel something special inside that you don’t feel much. Never turn down a Gaurangee and cherish the Gaurangee’s in your life because Gaurangee will always the the one there for you! ❤️

Look at that beautiful girl, her name must be Gaurangee

by FigureItOut69420 January 5, 2023

tard fam guarantee

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.

Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.

by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020

Gaurangi

A rare, charming and beautiful girl that is so rare to find that it is impossible. Meek and quiet, she goes about unnoticed, searching for her one and only. Once she found him, she's the most faithful, caring and loving girl; the only girl he'll ever need.

You're my gaurangi

by Nepsus June 9, 2018

Ryan Guarantee

Term used to describe something that is almost guaranteed to happen.

A Ryan guarantee is worth 90% of an actual guarantee

I give you a Ryan guarantee that I wont drink too much tonight

by AaronFromTheBlock January 18, 2020

Gaurang

The awesomest guy you will ever meet! Smart, funny, cute. He can be a bit cocky, which is sometimes annoying, but that's just in his nature. He's a true bro to his crew, he'll always have your back. He rides for his homies! Not to mention he's a hardcore baller, you'd want him on the team. He's also extremely romantic, ladies he will give you the world. You'll be veryy lucky to have in him your life!

Dude 1: Hey that's Gaurang!

Dude 2: Yo that's my manz right there.

by tubzman November 14, 2013

the nard dog guarantee

a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm

Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee

by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010

Fraud Guarantee

A super stupid name for a technology firm that is supposedly set up to protect its customers from being defrauded but may be the direct connection with the savvy fraudsters themselves.

Let’s just say that when I found Fraud Guarantee I was entirely solvent but after doing business with Mr. Parnas for about a year, I was living in my car.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 6, 2019